It is with a very heavy heart that hive news has to report the sword of crota has been stolen. The theft took place during the early hours of the morning. The sword was on loan to hellmouth from the national hive museum to help raise funds for the victims of the summoning pits massacre.
Sadly there is worse to report. Hundreds were found dead at the scene and according to preliminary post-mortems they may of been murdered with the sword itself, in a further sickening twist. It's whereabouts are currently unknown.
As you may know the sword is used by the royal family ceremonially to knight new hallowed knights (not the others they're not very good). Among the dead were three swarm princes including first inline to the throne garok the blingy. Garok was married last year, in a show of galactic unity, to fallen supermodel Tyra shank. They were expecting their first child. Tyra is said to be fierce with rage.
Hive leaders have called for the tower leadership to act. However the speaker would not return our calls. Although he was seen at the iron banner public house apparently in the company of two awoken females.
Coming up tonight. The concert for Aksor raises over one million glimmer. However organisers have now realised you can't actually buy anything with glimmer. And on the crucible if your ktd is less than one should you just stand there and let people kill you. One man from The reef says yes. More on that later.
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Stolen? It wasn't stolen. I left a sticky note Garok's corpse explaining the whole thing! You see, he and I had a bet that I wouldn't be able to defile the Shrine of Oryx. So I did, had to kick this huge beast of a temple guard's ass too, and he had been so convinced that I wouldn't do it that he bet the Sword of Crota! 'Course, he proved a poor sport. When I came to claim it he tried to renege on the deal. We had a little spat, and well....uuuhhh.....Suffice to say I've sent a gift basket to Garok's parents and Tyra Shank. As for the sword...I totally didn't break it on their skulls, I SWEAR!