If you were a booger, I'd pick you first ;)
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"Oh no! There's no way I'm sticking my dick in that!" -White Box, [i]Deadpool[/i]
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Ayyy girl, How you like yo eggs? Fried, scrambled, or fertilized? [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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I am Groot
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Are you dragons breath? [spoiler]because your breath stinks and you're useless [/spoiler]
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If you were a potato, you'd be a good potato.
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Let's f[u]u[/u]ck
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WOT CLAS U GON PLEH?
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Hey, what's up? Smiley face
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I put the STD in stud, all I need is u.
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k [b] [/b]
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Is your name google? Because you're EVERYTHING I've been searching for.
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Fuk you. Let's have coitus.
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Step up n*gga
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Ok, how about dropoff lines, when you bring your Gf home? [spoiler]Hey look! Its my Ex-Girlfriends house![/spoiler]
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Edited by TheProtecter: 9/21/2014 4:08:47 PMAre you a plasma cannon, cause you've stunned me. We'll bang ok!!
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I gotta pee cause urinate.
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Do you like dragons? [spoiler]Because in a minute I'll be dragon my balls across your face[/spoiler]
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If you were a door, you'd be that door. Wanna know why? Because I like that door
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Do you like poetry? Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van
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are you a small furry animal? cuz i would definitely have copious amounts of sex with ya [spoiler][b];)))))))[/b][/spoiler]
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Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?
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Are you my pinky toe? Cuz I'll probably bang you on the table later
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Report to my cabin immediately.
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Excuse me, but you have a real nice bounce to your chest.
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Did it hurt when fell from heaven than angel? Oh, sorry I messed up.......