Seriously, please stop using the word "RNGesus". It's offensive to Christians everywhere. Comparing a random number generator giving you loot to the salvation of the world is downright wrong. As you can tell by my name, I'm obviously a reverend, so I'm doubly offended. Why not say "RNGenius!", or "RNGenie!", or "RNGeewillikers!", all non-offensive replacements that are just as cool. The main reason to stop using the phrase is because you have not been blessed by RNGesus as much as I have, so you would be blaspheming. Now, enjoy reading the comments of those who did not read enough of this post to realize that it is satirical.