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Edited by Dizcostu007: 9/22/2014 7:28:15 PM
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exclusive: cryptarch caught on camera

Ever wondered why you trade in a purple engram and end up getting a super soaker 3000? Is it random? Apparently a new video released to hive News says it is now. It claims to show the cryptarch stealing legendary items then substituting them and finally selling them on eBay intergalactic under user name crypty45. He had also been reported to be making substantial payments to tower escorts and buying faberge orbs. A complaint was initially raised after exon the awoken traded in items and thought something was wrong "I traded in an exotic engram expecting to get a gun called the legion of doom. Instead I got a picture of the legion of boom and I'm a 49ers fan". It is unsure though how the footage and account were obtained. Rumours of hacking have been strongly denied. The crucible have agreed to do a full investigation. In other news Aksor the priest was broken out of jail today only to be brutally murdered by the same three guardians who released him. The fallen church have claimed attacks on priests are on the rise. More on that as it comes in.

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  • Edited by Vakris One: 9/19/2014 12:06:28 PM
    BREAKING NEWS JUST IN. Having confiscated and searched the Cryptarch's ghost TowerPol have uncovered secret love messages sent between him and Lakshmi-2 of the Future War Cult. A spokesbot for TowerPol had this to say, [i]"We are very interested in what has been going on between Master Rahool and Lakshmi-2 and not only because of this recent Legendary engrams scandal. Most of us have been speculating for years whether an Awoken, or a Human for that matter, can actually have a physical relationship with an Exo. We will be questioning both parties extensively. That is all."[/i] In other news Lord Shaxx has challenged Commander Zavala to yet another Titanic arm wrestling contest to raise glimmer for the unfortunate Guardians who were swindled by the Cryparch. Ikora Rey will be presiding as guest referee and Cayde-6 has graciously agreed to hand out the event's proceeds to the Guardians that need them most. This is only the second time Zavala and Shaxx have held a charity sponsored contest of might. Their first contest was held in honour of Guardians Without Ships. A splinter group comprised mainly of Warlocks who believed that 'space magic', as they affectionally call the Light given to us by the Traveller, is all one needs in order to traverse space and time. That having a ship is a luxury one should not focus on at this time of great struggle. Since the tragic incident involving a Fireteam of 3 Warlocks accidentally warping into the Sun charity events have been held annually. So far Guardians Without Ships's attempts to travel from Earth to the Moon safely without the use of a jump ship remain unrewarded.

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