"Dear" Master Rahool,
I understand that being asked to repeatedly decode engrams can be stressful. I also understand that your engram encryption Service is given out as free to all Guardians. However, this prank of yours has gone on far enough. Giving out Rare Engrams for Legendary to those who annoy you is fast becoming a annoyance to The Vanguard, as we are getting a ton of complaints from Hunters who were given Warlock Chest Pieces, Titans with common Hand Canons and the like. This is disrupting the Vanguards time when it could be spent on other things, like, you know, fighting off The Darkness and running this tower's day to day operations. You will give Legendary Items for Engrams, for the RIGHT Guardians from now on, or else The Vanguard will have to take immediate action. For The Traveler's sake at least Xur grantees a Exotic from his Engrams as shady as his actions are.
Cayde-6
Hunter Vanguard.
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[quote]For The Traveler's sake at least Xur grantees a Exotic from his Engrams as shady as his actions are.[/quote] Laughed because sad - yet funny.