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Edited by o______________o: 9/17/2014 9:28:47 PM
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I'm thinking about pressing a lawsuit for false advertising.

I was promised by bungie that I would have an open world. The trailers specifically stated that if I saw something in the distance, I could visit it, climb it, and explore it. I was mislead. There are invisible walls everywhere, restricting my movement. Several of my relatives are lawyers. They said this could certainly count as false advertising. This is a satire thread. I love bungie and I have no intention of suing them. I am creating this thread to test user's ability to read more than one sentence, as well as parodying everybody who takes this game too seriously. If you fall for this thread, then you really need to rethink your life. Well, I better sound angry again. Bungie, you are dead to me. You lied to us, your loyal fans. You are becoming the next EA.
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  • Why I give Zero -blam!-s about Long Face's posts at this point: You’re born with a ton of -blam!-s to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give -blam!-s about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many -blam!-s about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 -blam!-s per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate -blam!-s to family and career, but there aren't enough -blam!-s to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some -blam!-s, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 -blam!-s per month, and those -blam!-s are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – -blam!-s expire too quickly. I would've liked to save my -blam!-s from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit -blam!- insolvency. You’re getting like 1 -blam!- a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously -blam!--worthy things, you just can’t give a -blam!-. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a -blam!- trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the -blam!- faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of -blam!-s to give. It’s just basic -blam!-onomics.

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