I was promised by bungie that I would have an open world. The trailers specifically stated that if I saw something in the distance, I could visit it, climb it, and explore it. I was mislead. There are invisible walls everywhere, restricting my movement. Several of my relatives are lawyers. They said this could certainly count as false advertising. This is a satire thread. I love bungie and I have no intention of suing them. I am creating this thread to test user's ability to read more than one sentence, as well as parodying everybody who takes this game too seriously. If you fall for this thread, then you really need to rethink your life. Well, I better sound angry again. Bungie, you are dead to me. You lied to us, your loyal fans. You are becoming the next EA.
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I think it would have been easier if Bungie had said to the people in the beginning. We are making a game like halo's matchmaking and fire fight, but expanding it with extra customisation and bigger maps and lots more gimmicks. There will be a lot of similarities because it is our style, but you will be hooked from start to finish, due to the legend that we will make you think that you have become. Oh nearly forgot, there is a story but it's very sketchy at present because we want you to focus more on yourselves and the friends that you play with. Occasionally, there maybe epic moments, but you may have to listen to them carefully, rather than you talking over the cutscenes and missing the fabulous dialogue. So if you see some freaky queen and an idiotic brother or a dodgy time travelling robot who can't tell you (twice) what's going on. Crank the volume up and try and add some depth to the whole thing. I think maybe the moon goes deeper. (I was going to do your trick to catch you at your own game, but I decided to be blunt in my opinion instead.)