There is this very attractive redhead who lives close to me, but her BF is a dick. I need 5 people to help me raid and wreck his house. The mental breakdown he'll have will cause her to dump him. Then I'll have a chance of getting laid! Plus I'm pretty sure he has exotic loot.
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#Offtopic
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Edited by Blonic : 9/16/2014 11:33:31 PM
Started a new topic: I also need 5 people for a raid.(48 Replies))
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Count me in.
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Don't even think about raiding my house, I'm prepared for everything!
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#Destiny
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Fun for [i]all[/i] the family.
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I'll wear my favourite blouse and we'll make a date out of it
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im rdy add me
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I get a share of the ass when we are done!
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I thought this was an destiny thread. *loads tactical shotgun* Let's do this
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I'm down for a laid raid.;3
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I pledge my services in turn for yours
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So... RAID = laid?
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Edited by Bolt: 9/17/2014 5:53:49 AMI've got some Exotic Matches (they look like dicks) if you can supply the Petrol of Dawn.
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Killlllllllll yourselfffffffffff
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You get me there and I'll draw long face on every wall in his house with poop
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11/10 would help raid, but steal dat ass in the end
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Edited by d 6d7565727465: 9/17/2014 2:44:38 AMOnly if its the Vault of Ass.
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The longface has entered the realm of flood. No escaping the longface.
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yeah no
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lets becum legend
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wat class shud i b
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Dis parody thread doe
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[quote]wat class shud i b[/quote]
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Only if we steal some legendary loot from the house.