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Shoot you in the back of the head
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Flush the toilet so that he can get a refill.
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Take a dump.
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Smash the seat of it over your noggin.
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This thread is lovely.
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Join him. [spoiler] ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ [/spoiler]
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Get the broom and yell, "Shoo shoo!"
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"Hey! You have a bowel! Out, out!"
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Bar the door with a crutch and call the police.
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Whtevr u wunt bby
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Stick it in OP's pooper.
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Ask myself how I got inside this house
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Leave
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I'm peeing anyway
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"The water from the tub is better"
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Edited by Trick-Star: 9/16/2014 1:44:26 PMFap to it. Mercilessly.
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Flush
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Push his head deaper inside "STOP WASTING WATER!!!!!"[spoiler]*hugs monkey*[/spoiler]
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"AGH! How the hell did you get in my house?!" *grabs bat*
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Step outside and wait; interrupting someone in the bathroom is just rude.
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Slam the toilet seat on his head. (⊙ヮ⊙)
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I've always wanted to curbstomp somebody into a toilet...
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wouldn't be the first time....
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Well, since you're already on your hands and knees…
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Probably shrug and join him.