YES, its true. According to a unknown source, Bungie has come to a decision about the size of master chiefs pen1s. It may not sound important to you, but some animation porno studios, who wish to remain nameless, have ben begging bungie to tell them: Just how long is MC's RamRod. Guesses have been pouring in for months but bungie has finally reached a unanamous decision. The set length of Master Chief's pen1s will be 8 1/2 inches erect. A little long, a little short, you be the judge. Although there is no set gerth length, it will be 8 1/2 inches long. Has bungie gone crazy? -Sock