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Edited by Fartmonkey: 9/18/2014 9:42:33 PM
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I'm eating apple jacks (the feels)

I stare into the bowl. It's filled with orange and green. I lick my lips waiting to have my hunger satisfied. I grab the spoon my arms trembling. [i]What if I miss?[/i] That's all I can think about. I shove my face into the bowl. [dramatic music] [i]I missed...[/i] I scream as I slurp down the cereal. Milk flying in all directions. I feel my shirt rip from the intensity in the atmosphere and tears form in my eyes. I push my head up only to have it shoved down multiple times with a sickening splash as I repeatedly slam my head into the bowl. I wake up on the floor and the kangaroo looks down at me. "You are a failure" He vanishes and I am left alone in my room with a cleaned out bowl, a ripped shirt, and a destroyed room.

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