Long story short my mom was at my aunts today which means I was wearing nothing but boxers. On top of that a certain someone was supposed to come over today. So when I woke up to the doorbell I assumed it was her, but I was wrong. So me being me in nothing but boxers I get behind the door and do some sexy posing. And guess who I opened the door to? A little old woman who handed me a pamphlet about Jesus. She said nothing other than "you need this" and walked away. Why does this shit always happen to me?