[u]Nickname my first Pokemon![/u] [b]Turn On[/b] *Mash START numerous times to bypass menus and movie intro crap* [b]Game Intro[/b] [i]Shut up already professor! Pick a Pokemon and let's go!![/i] [b]Are you a Boy or Girl?[/b] [i]Wow.. The boy and girl you can choose from are retarded looking. I usually select male but his hair is so stupid! I'm getting angry just looking at it.[/i] [spoiler]Why did anyone design this and more surprising, how did others let this slide? They're making real money selling horrible virtual hair choices in games! And how can I do that?[/spoiler] [i] Is she giving me that Pokemon? Oh I guess not. Yes let's enter the world of Pokemon! Weeee![/i] [spoiler] Itd be cool if you could pick a type reflecting yourself and possibly edit it somehow as a taming skill? Like what really makes my one beloved Pokemon different from any other of the same breed? Only what their third attack slot is set to?[/spoiler] [b]Outside House[/b] [i]Wtf is going on? Im a chick? I thought i selected a boy. Am I playing? Nope.. A cutscene huh? Okay so I am a boy.. She isn't doing anything maybe I am playing! Okaaay no I'm not. Oh! Now she talks! Skip skip skip Can I skip this to go any faster?[/i] [b]In House[/b] [i] Oh so this is me. This is my room I take it.. No doors hmm? Actually I'm missing a whole wall.[/i] [spoiler]Wow that's no privacy in bed, at the computer or at the clothes drawer.[/spoiler] [b]Speak to Mom[/b] Do I want a Pokemon? >Yes >No [i]Hrm, I feel like my choices matter heavily in this game. I best sleep on it mom thanks.[/i] Do I know what a pokedex is? [i]Yeah I know of its use. Oh it automatically records data on Pokemon I encounter? Creepy IRL[/i] Do I know how to open my map? [i]Well no. You haven't given me the chance to get a feel for the controls yet. Since you won't stfu mother! Oh great she just gives me a manual and sends me on my way. Like here k bye. So if I said no to anything before she would've just gave me a book and kicked me out? Should have just given it to me in the first place then. Thanks for wasting my time. Whatever. Wait what button-how do I open my bag to get the manual!? That would've been helpful MOM! Thanks game! Stupid design there- oh that's the button.[/i] *close* [i]I'm not reading that $#!+ Eff this house.[/i] [b]Outside[/b] "If I get a Pokemon, take very good care of it." [i]ShutUp![/i] *backhand* [spoiler]How do I take good care of a beast that is raised to battle? Is knocking each other out exercise in this world?[/spoiler] [i]Oh is this rival my friend or something? He's being super friendly and walks with me. I thought we were supposed to plot each others demise. Maybe I should have named him something nicer. Oh well.[/i] [i]Let's find this Bianca Beach Bro! Gimme some of that Pokémanz. Ah there she is.[/i] [b]Pick your starter Pokemon![/b] [i]These Pokemon are hideous!! What a bunch of losers!!![/i] [spoiler]Fire type Piglet[/spoiler]