There is a 3 foot tall spider inside your house when you wake up. You have the option to try and kill it, or you can run away. Killing it however, won't be easy since it's a huge spider and will result in injuries. If you chose to run away, you will be given a small house with only an old TV, a bed, and a fridge. If you chose to kill it, you will not only be able to keep your house, you will be given a lifetime supply of any kind of food and free gas for 30 years.
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Pull up a chair and watch it be crushed under its own weight. Bugs are tiny for a reason.
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Id probably make it kill itself. How you ask? Call a girl and ask her how her day was and put it on speaker
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Well seeing as I have weapons in my house, I'll slay that beast and mount its abdomen above my fireplace. >:D
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I would do what my name says.
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Mossburg his ass
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Q.Q please no
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I'm tired of these motherf**king spiders in my motherf**king house
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*loads .22* Get the -blam!- out of my house.
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*avada kedavra* Problem solved I'll take my years supply of Oreos, subway sandwiches, and pad thai now.
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