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Edited by Ktan_Dantaktee:
9/4/2014 10:01:00 PM
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You're not a TRUE oldfoman unless you...
Have a Halo emblem as your main's avatar.
Are at least 3 years old
Know where the terms "Newfoman" and "Oldfoman" come from.
Know that when somebody says "Zanzibar," they don't mean the Halo 2 map.
Know to never ask to be a Forum Ninja.
Know who to blame.
Know about the Toast Envelope Method.
Know about Porches.
Know when to properly deploy Xbox.com.
Know who AdjuantReflex was.
Know who Wednesday was.
Know who MarryMeJane was.
Know who Shishka is, and why he sucked so bad at Playlist management.
Know that when we say Marathon, we don't mean an athletic race.
Know what Halo Babies was.
Understand what soffish is and it's level of edibility
Have a favorite sticky thread
The words "play nice" sends chills down your spine.
You still call the community forum the septagon.
You've personally witnessed, or were part of a carpet ban.
The name VII Toast splits your sides.
Post stuff I should add to the list.
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Edited by RangerRick11: 3/29/2016 3:40:56 PM
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Edited by U920628: 9/4/2014 9:04:47 PM
Started a new topic: The REAL test of Oldfags(48 Replies))
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the kitchens CHEERIOS picnic theory
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Edited by Huunior: 9/4/2014 10:05:21 PM[quote]Know who to blame[/quote] Stosh is to blame [spoiler]always[/spoiler]
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Holy shit, this thread just reminded me of how every hip-hop thread would be filled with the exact same two phrases. "Can't spell crap without rap!" and "Music is like candy.. gotta throw away all the wrappers". Not something to add to the list. Just getting a chuckle out of it.
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Own the 64 pack of crayons. Use the phrases "inb4" "cOLD" "kill it with fire" "nuke it from orbit" You remember Lolreach You google searched "clock man" You remember "clockman" You remember the "what is slenderman thread"
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3 RepliesThe words "play nice" sends chills down your spine. You still call the community forum the septagon. You've personally witnessed, or were part of a carpet ban. The name VII Toast splits your sides.
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But I know all of those things...
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1 ReplyEdited by Seven: 9/4/2014 9:31:32 PMUnderstand what soffish is and it's level of edibility Have a favorite sticky thread
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1 Reply*reads post* No. (ಠ_ಠ) *sees it's posted by Ktan* Oh...never mind...carry on. (• ε •) [spoiler]Ktan Dantaktee *The Shitposter Extraordinaire [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesKnow to check links by replying with a quote, before clicking the actual link.
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I must be beyond an Oldfoman... I have a Myth II avatar...
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1 ReplyShishka was awesome at playlist management from what I remember. Not like the joke that was playlist management I'm Halo 4. It took like 2 months for them to even add Team Snipers FFS! And I guess newfomans don't know about Disembodied Soul, JOHN CENA, and the older much stricter forum rules.
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1 ReplyHey, am I banned?
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3 RepliesYou're not an old foman
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4 RepliesI have an emblem avatar. "Newfoman" and "Oldfoman" came to be since "Newf*ag" and "Oldf*ag" became ban able offenses. Zanzibar was the Halo 2 forum. Blame Stosh. I'm still a newfoman.
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Everything but halo emblem and zanzibar
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[quote]Everything but halo emblem and zanzibar[/quote]
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1 ReplyKnow who John Cena is
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I'm a newfoman with the knowledge and join date of an oldfoman, #floodhistorians might be useful for any additions.
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-blam!- Wednesday and any count related to Wednesday in any way. The Monday account sent me three spaghetti sauce porn stories, loony -blam!-ing prick.
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I might be a Newfoman but I know a majority of that list and have a Halo emblem on my account. My only account, at that. Haven't been banned once in a year. [spoiler]Watch me get banned just because.[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesKnow about the Bungie™ SecondClass premium membership.
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*Nods silently*
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Changed my avatar back to my old Halo 3 emblem. Man I was unimaginative as a kid.
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1 ReplyEdited by SomeGuy: 9/4/2014 7:35:48 AMI wish i knew what the toast envelope method is...
