Ghost: "I'm so glad I found you, Guardian. You'll have many questions, but we have to get moving." Guardian: "Ok, which way do we WAIT A SECOND! Why do I have huge furry ears?" Ghost: "To improve your hearing." Guardian: "Why do I have a huge snout?" Ghost: "To improve your sense of smell." Guardian: "aaaaaaaaand why do I have a huge furry bosom?" Ghost: "Uhhhh.... natural armor. Oh no! Fallen are right over there! Run!" Guardian: *pant pant* "I'm flopping all over here!" Ghost: "That's right. Keep running!" (glad people are entertained - let's do more) Ghost: "I found a rifle. I hope you know how to use it. Whoops!" *rifle falls over* Guardian: "Did you just knock that over on purpose?" Ghost: "Whaaaat? No, no, I was... scanning it to ensure it's structural integrity and for uh, any er, blockages! Yeah. You don't want to shoot a gun with a blocked barrel. Blowback & all. Guardian: "Whatever, will it work?" Ghost: "Will what work?" Guardian: "The RIFLE." Ghost: "Ah yes, yes. The rifle is sound. Structurally intact. Plump... eh, plump full of ammo and raring for action." Guardian: "Ok." Ghost: "With that armor, you'll find it's just easier to bend over at the waist." Guardian: "Like this?" Ghost: "Y-y-yesssssss." Guardian: "I can't - quite - get it." Ghost: "Lift up your tail for a counterbalance." Guardian: *lifts tail* "Hey, that actually works. I got it." Ghost: "Ahhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeessssss... You got it."