Option 1: be able to turn into the hulk. But as in the comics when u r hulk u are incredibly primitive and incapable of understanding much more than fighting. But theoretically has unlimited strength and can jump across planets AND has a lung capacity that can allow one breath to last for 7 hours. Option 2: be permanently pip. The fat shirtless very short kinda ugly cigar smoking teleporting troll. Because y not (has very high level of universal street smarts, but got dem chicken bone arms) Idk wut I'm even doing here anymore