[quote]Hello fellow gaming connoisseurs/alcoholics! I'm sure many of you have been grappling with a pressing question as Destiny's launch approaches: What shall I drink? Fear not Comrades, for I have compiled a comprehensive list of drinks to go with every Guardian! And even if you can't/are no longer allowed to drink alcohol, I have also included several non-alcoholic options that will be just as involving! [u]Base Beverage[/u]: you will drink this as long as you play a certain character race, to set the mood. Human: We are a hardy, uncomplicated lot, so it's only fitting that we drink a lot of uncomplicated, hardy beers. Any brewed drink should do, though extra points if drunk out of a iron tankard or hollow horn. Non-Alcoholic: The sacred blood of our warrior ancestors. Awoken: Such graceful creatures obviously require an elegant indulgence, which is why I recommend a distinct white wine, preferably aged at least forty years in a Mediterranean subterranean cellar kept by an order of blind monks devoted to purity of body, though barring that a boxed wine from Costco will work perfectly. Non-Alcoholic: Distilled ethereal essence or the Ichor of Olympus. Exo: You are a ruthless machine of war, and only the hardest of hard stuff can satisfy your thirst. Scotch and bourbon whiskey are your go to drink, with vodka to wash it down. Non-Alcoholic: Motor oil. [u]Event Drink:[/u] You must drink this whenever the stated action is taken or event occurs. Kill a group of Fallen: Four fingers of Captain Morgan Rum / Salt Water Kill a group of Cabal: Pint of Heavy Mead / Rino Blood Kill a group of Hive: Three fingers of Jaegermeister / Raw Sewage Kill a group of Vex: Three fingers of Gin / Industrial Lubricant Take off in ship: Shot of Tequila / Rocket Fuel Win a multiplayer match: Pint of Microbrew Beer / Victory Juice Lose a multiplayer match: Two pints of Microbrew Beer / Defeat Juice Defeat a boss: Any drink of your choice, winner! / Water, loser.[/quote] I am an Exo. I take an oil bath every night, after I slaughter a few dozen hunters.

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