BEHOLD!
Saw this at the bar when I was a few beers deep and had to break the seal.
bngie pls confirm...
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its because your so hammered drunk and you dont wanna be the first person to break the seal and finally...FINALLY someone goes before you so you wait in line and you rush in the bathroom unzip your pants wip out your epic wiener and whisper "become legend..." and peeing has never felt so good.