I was watching the o'rielly factor when an idea popped into my head. What if Barack Obama became the Speaker? How do you think this would affect the story? What changes do you think he would make? I want to hear what you think, but first I will list my guesses.
*Instead of fighting the darkness and protecting the city, he would call back all the guardians.
*he would attempt to apologize to Earth's enemies for the arrogance of the traveler.
*He would put a %60 tax on all guardians' glimmer and use it to fund his space golfing.
*Supers would be nerfed.
*He would secretly give weapons to bands of the Fallen in a special mission called "fast and fallen."
*revival would take 4 hours due to his new affordable traveler care act.
*Instead of helping you, he will give impressive speeches about how he helps you.
*Overwhelming evidence would support the suspicion that he wasn't born on Earth or even human, but he would provide fabricated proof to the contrary.
*he would let fallen into the city and refuse to tighten security around the walls.
*high ranking guardians would be penalized for their achievements.
*the hive would be referred to as the unified rebels.
*he would have the ghost say "that wizard came from Bush."
*the darkness would no longer be referred to as the darkness, but as twilight.
*he would attempt to disarm the traveler. His logic being that if we put down our weapons, the darkne...er...twilight will too.
*the guardians would be villainized by his cronies and supporters.
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holy shit this post is is divine thank you you made my day- no, week
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10/10
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I think this is my new favorite one.
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He would make the game an unplayable "obamanation" plus the guy can't even handle one country with only humans in it, how can he govern intergalactic warfare amongst multiple races and creatures?
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There is only one Traveler, and Obama is his prophet....?
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"Pay me all ur glimmy glimmsssz and go die" Speaker 2029 [spoiler]I really don't mean to offend anybody. This is a joke. Do not rage[/spoiler]
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That ish is funny (^o^)
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Yea I guess but could you imagine if the speaker was ol' GW? Lol talk about a train wreck of situation
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Lol,good ole Bill O the clown. Good joke bro. Good one.....way to snake in here.
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Edited by bullyboutya: 8/28/2014 12:42:56 AMWay too much fox news dude. Thanks for letting me know you're a racist.
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Wat the heck even is this thread
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What if the president actually knew what he was doing? Dont know what ppl were expecting from a guy who only served 2 yrs on the senate then became president. Now the country continues to suffer all because ppl thought his color was more important than his qualifications.
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I would immediately burn my copy of destiny, drive to Bungie headquarters, and proceed to punch every single person in the face.
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How much you wanna bet this guy plays on xbox?
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[quote]*Instead of helping you, he will give impressive speeches about how he helps you.[/quote] Best one IMO
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All level 28s and up will have to give 30% of their armor to level 4s and below...
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Simple. I'd go rogue and form a faction against the "speaker" and then call in a few "favors". You know, to uhhhh make a doghnut run or something ;) [spoiler]idk if i'm allowed to say things like this[/spoiler]
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Edited by H0TWAD: 8/27/2014 10:12:39 PMB!TCH PLEASE.... I stopped reading this post when he said "I was watching the O'Reilly Factor...." I dont know what the rest said, [spoiler]But i guarantee you its f#$&in stupid[/spoiler]
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Edited by Raxx: 8/27/2014 11:17:08 PMWAIT what if the Darkness was George Bush!?................ Wait he wouldn't be the Darkness............... He hates Black people.
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Bump, this post is to good to die
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But he has a hard time speaking anyway lol
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My favorite long face post yet. :D
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Lol guys its a -blam!-ing joke take it with a pinch of salt. It even has #satire in the tags..
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You're a disgrace. The fact that you're dumb enough to swallow anything coming off of that entire network speaks volumes. You sir are half of what's wrong with America today.