I was watching the o'rielly factor when an idea popped into my head. What if Barack Obama became the Speaker? How do you think this would affect the story? What changes do you think he would make? I want to hear what you think, but first I will list my guesses.
*Instead of fighting the darkness and protecting the city, he would call back all the guardians.
*he would attempt to apologize to Earth's enemies for the arrogance of the traveler.
*He would put a %60 tax on all guardians' glimmer and use it to fund his space golfing.
*Supers would be nerfed.
*He would secretly give weapons to bands of the Fallen in a special mission called "fast and fallen."
*revival would take 4 hours due to his new affordable traveler care act.
*Instead of helping you, he will give impressive speeches about how he helps you.
*Overwhelming evidence would support the suspicion that he wasn't born on Earth or even human, but he would provide fabricated proof to the contrary.
*he would let fallen into the city and refuse to tighten security around the walls.
*high ranking guardians would be penalized for their achievements.
*the hive would be referred to as the unified rebels.
*he would have the ghost say "that wizard came from Bush."
*the darkness would no longer be referred to as the darkness, but as twilight.
*he would attempt to disarm the traveler. His logic being that if we put down our weapons, the darkne...er...twilight will too.
*the guardians would be villainized by his cronies and supporters.
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Edited by Keeyop: 8/27/2014 2:32:18 PMWhen are people going to learn that FOX NEWS is just a parody channel. I'm just waiting for the announcement that Chris Morris is actually behind the whole thing. We used to have a similar thing in the UK once upon a time, it was called [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcU7FaEEzNU]Brass Eye[/url] ;-)
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Even as satire, no good will come of this.
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No one worse than Jacob Zuma!!! Believe this. If he was in charge then there would have been no tower left.
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I raise a glass to you fine sir, this is gold. I, for one, enjoy your posts.
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I came here for the destiny forms......
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You are a moron and if a high official read this and took you away i would clap for it
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Well, I didn't vote for Obama first term and insure as he'll didn't do it second term (actually I voted for no one in 2012, halo 4 was far more important to me than the election.)
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Guys, I'm pretty sure he's joking. Hence the #satire. lol
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What a huge surprise. Majority of bungie.net people are stuck in a bubble, right wingers. Huge shocker there.
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Edited by NobodySpecial09: 8/28/2014 4:12:24 AMWhat's a 60% tax on the more advanced guardians when most didn't earn the glimmer honestly lol also Speaker Obama wouldnt have to apologize if those uppity guardians would stop doing whatever they wanted when they wanted with no concern of how it's effecting others. He only took the weapons away because those darknes.. I mean twilight hating guardians keep killing without provocation lmao like speaker Nixon said...
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Seems like you watch fox "news".
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Haha one of the best threads I've seen
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Edited by IIIJEWISHJEDIII: 8/28/2014 3:38:17 AMDon't forget that the Speaker would send a bunch of folks to the funeral of some Cabal that got shot by a Guardian that was getting beat to death, make threats about a Guardian that has been beheaded by the Vex (but send no one to his funeral), then go "space golfing". I would literally never play Destiny again if they put him in the game. BTW, thank God someone understands satire.
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Kony2012!
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The game would suck because we wouldn't have guns. Don't listen to people insulting you. They can't debate you on the facts, so they result to trying to shame their critics
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If Obama was the Speaker: [spoiler]eeeeeehhhhhh..... Let me be clear![/spoiler]
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Dr. Ron Paul for president! I pen him in every time.
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This is the best post on the forum
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funny
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Nailed it!
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Just when I thought OP couldn't be any more annoying... HE GOES AND TOTALLY REDEEMS HIMSELF!
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You made me laugh so hard that a may need someone to deliver a change of drawers.
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The satire is too gud.
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This is literally your worst idea ever of all time.
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holy shit this post is is divine thank you you made my day- no, week