JavaScript is required to use Bungie.net

Destiny

Discuss all things Destiny.
Edited by Anonymous Entity: 8/26/2014 9:52:14 PM
0

Destiny Conspiracy

BEGINNING TRANSMISSION: (Low melodious hum.) .Developers .Examine .Social .Transformation .In .New .Youths Destiny is a code name for something bigger than what we had initially believed. This... thing is far more than a game. By participating in this "game", you are assisting Bungie in their quest for world domination. (If Bungie is even your real name...) By monitoring our movements across the galaxy or our habits on the website, Bungie now has an in-depth view of who we are. With this information, they can base new products off of our liking and eventually... dare I say, create our destiny! [u]Players (Xbox)[/u] Those who have been with Bungie before Destiny are already under their control and are more susceptible to even more brainwashing. With phrases such as "Believe..." or "Remember...", Bungie has planted subliminal messages to one day activate the order. It is clearly telling you to "Believe" in the evil organization and "Remember" to bring a sack lunch for the war... or was it to remember to wash your hands; either way they are telling you something evil! [u]Players (PlayStation)[/u] With the Xbox community "Bungiefied", Bungie has turned to the PlayStation Community for fresh minds. Bungie in partnership with other companies, overloaded the PlayStation Community with exclusives so the community's minds would be prepared for maximum squishyness. I feel Bungie's mind control forces nearing my location, so watch your backs and be brave... another subliminal message! It is our Destiny to become legends... oh my Deej they are everywhere! This is it... see you starside... Curse you Bungie! [spoiler]It could be world domination or Bungie just has a really dedicated marketing team.[/spoiler] ENDING TRANSMISSION:

Posting in language:

 

Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

You are not allowed to view this content.
;
preload icon
preload icon
preload icon