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Walrus McTusks

Walrus McTusks

Edited: 8/26/2014 1:44:47 PM
DSS (Destiny Seperation Syndrome) is the leading cause in boredom for many teens and adults as the wait for the highly anticipated launch of Destiny, which is on the 9th of September, is slowly... very slowly making its way. It was recently proven in a scientific environment (my lounge) and with Government permissions and funding (Possibly false), that Destiny is in fact the [i]best game to ever be heard of[/i]. I personally suffer from DSS and I'm very excited to taste the sweet nectar that Destiny is. To help others in need I have developed a short list to give tips on dealing with DSS: [b]-Cryogenically freeze yourself[/b] Thats right! Freeze yourself and come back just in time for Destiny's midnight launch. ([i]NOTE: You may need someone to unfreeze you, even though everyone else will be busy getting Destiny[/i]) [b]-Play other highly rated games[/b] Just kidding, everyone who has played the beta knows what I mean. No game is even moderately as fun as they were before Destiny's magnificent beta. Now just imagine full release [b]-Exercise[/b] As a fellow gamer I know what your thinking "No." But exercise is... uh... [i]fun?[/i] No thats not it... [i]healthy?[/i] Ugh, something like that. Well, yeah, you understand. [b]-Make a list[/b] With experience myself I can honestly say with confidence... Not really a useful step. [b]-Memorize the 'Law of The Jungle Trailer'[/b] You know that awesome Destiny trailer with the awesome HD graphics and that awesome HD narration and the awesome HD poem about HD wolves? Yeah that, the one you've seen 50 times! Go watch it another 50, and then repeat. [b]-Cry[/b] We all know crying eases the pain of DSS, and I... I'm tearing up right now. [b]-Go on the Destiny App[/b] What better way to pass the time whilst waiting for Destiny than to read about Destiny? [b]-Go on the Destiny Forums[/b] [i]Note: You're already here[/i] [b]-Travel to the future[/b] This may be difficult if you aren't a timelord or McFly. But if you try hard enough it just might work [b]18+ [spoiler]-Masterbate![/spoiler][/b] You've already tried. Don't lie. Thanks for reading, post any more in the comments below. #prayfordssvictims

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