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Edited by Hatima:
8/23/2014 5:49:38 AM
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If You Met a Bungie Employee IRL
If you met a Bungie employee in real life what would you say or do? Basically how would you react?
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Maybe if i harvest their brains i would become them!
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The first employee I met was DeeJ, it was really cool. He is a really down to Earth guy and he even let me pick his brain for a good while.
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4 RepliesI would go to give them a hug, but just as they got close enough I would lean closely and whisper: The Lannisters send their regards... And then... You know the rest
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3 RepliesI met Southern Deej once. He just kept converting numbers to Fahrenheit.
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Hand shake, small talk, walk away. Because people are people no matter their status
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Kidnap 'em
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Edited by TheMadGiggler: 8/27/2014 6:10:18 AMI meet them pretty much every day! They come into my restaurant all the time Bought a couple testers drinks today actually. :)
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It depends, if it was a grizzled ancient I recognized I would freak out, if it was jason jones I'd consider throwing a net over him so he couldn't get away. Otherwise I would just act normal and ask them questions about how awesome it is to work at bungie.
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Edited by Seven: 8/27/2014 3:45:40 AMUgh my roommate did when he volunteered at Siggraph. The jealousy was so damn much
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Talk to them most likely. I'd like to talk face to face with Candland; if he even works there anymore. Haven't seen him since Reach. I used to talk to that guy on here quite a bit.
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Shake his or her hand, compliment the good work they do at bungie and keep it moving.
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I would beat them to death
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2 RepliesI would offer them Bacon.
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1 Reply[i]Step seven is almost complete.[/i]
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I would stop them and stare into their eyes unblinkingly whilst breathing loudly with an emotionless face...
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2 RepliesMet DeeJ once. For a few hours actually last year. It was pretty fun, had a few drinks and ate steak!
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Ask them if there's any chance Bungie would like to hire a professional brewer.
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Buy him/her a beer. In fact, maybe that is the best way to meet one..."Free beer for Bungie employees,"...(don't all come at once)...lol
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Introduce myself, shake their hands, and have a conversation... it's just video game developers...
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Edited by JBSpudster: 8/25/2014 8:36:00 AMI briefly met Urk at PAX 2011. He was demoing Crimson on an iPad all by his lonesome. The moment ended as quickly as it began, but I could tell that he felt a strong bond over our mutual gingerhood.
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"EMPLOY MEEEE"
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What exactly is real life? What is the reality you accept? Is it a disease of the mind? What is destiny? Why, that's my real life. A place I call home. My calling, The Traveler needs me, I am it's Guardian. It is consumed in Darkness. Because Bungie decided to suffocate it in a case. If Destiny is so big, why didn't it come in a bigger box. Logic obviously isn't a feature, hullo.
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If I was sitting next to them I would just ask how they are doing.....and then stalk them.
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1 ReplyOne time I walked past Marty and said, "Holy -blam!- that's Marty O'Donnell" out loud. I'm pretty sure he (hopefully) didn't hear me though, and that's the one time I've ever fangirled in my life. Came close when I met Steve Downes though... dat voice. (I know he's not an employee, but.) I'd really like to meet Urk someday, to have a Ginger face-off so I can prove, once and for all, that my red hair is more glorious than his.
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"Fake, you don't have a flaming helmet."
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Gosh Hatima idk. Probably some jackass way like "Oh you're somebody, right? So like, aahh Do you know Rihanna?" Ha. I don't think I'd even recognize most of them.
