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Your birth. No but seriously knock knock
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Potatos
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"Waits patiently"
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Civil rights?
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Why was the boy sad? [spoiler]Because he had a frog stapled to his face[/spoiler]
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So far, nothing.
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Xbox One.
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Edited by Dastiny: 8/20/2014 5:37:55 AMA hunter walks into a bar and sees a titan and a warlock. He pulls out a gold gun and kills them. With the last bullet he.. [spoiler]Shoots the warlock again before he disintegrates[/spoiler]
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Two big black dudes see a scrawny white dude walk into a bar… You write the rest.
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Edited by aboniks: 8/20/2014 5:40:22 AMA termite walks in to a bar. He walks up to the bartender and says: [spoiler][i]"Hey Mac, is the bar tender here?"[/i][/spoiler]
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A hunter walks into a bar and yells "Ow!" When he hits his head on said bar.
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These forums
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A blind man walks into a bar [spoiler]and a chair[/spoiler] [spoiler] and a table[/spoiler]
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You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother says to your father "look at our sweet little treasure." Your father replies "yeah, now let's go bury it in the yard" Your momma is so fat, your father needed to follow the yellow brick road to freedom after they did the nasty What do you call 20 blondes lined up ear to ear? Wind tunnel. A brunette is jumping up and down in the middle of some train tracks shouting "22, 22, 22" and she's spotted by a blonde. The blonde being curious, joins her in jumping and shouting "22, 22, 22". A train sounds its horn, and the brunette leaves the blonde. Blonde gets hit, and the brunette enters the tracks to resume jumping, shouting "23, 23, 23"
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You ever have Ethiopian food? [spoiler]No? Neither have they[/spoiler] I'm going to hell...
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Why do Hunters make such good lovers? [spoiler]They go deep in the bush, They shoot more than once, And they eat everything they shoot![/spoiler]
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How many Feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? [spoiler]0, they can't change anything [/spoiler]
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bob has 10 candy bars. he eats 6. what does he have? [spoiler]bob has diabetes[/spoiler]
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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? [spoiler]wanna go ride bikes?[/spoiler]
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Edited by Mr Mulberry: 8/20/2014 6:28:05 AMAfter she died in the explosion, where did Susie go? [spoiler]Everywhere[/spoiler]
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What did Jesus do when he visited the local Inn? [spoiler]He walked up to the Inn Keeper, handed him 4 nails, and said "Can you put me up for the night?"[/spoiler]
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Titan: Hey, wanna go get some drinks? Warlock: Who's going? Titan: Just you and me. Warlock: Nah, I hate those guys.
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I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, well it was just gathering dust.
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Edited by Delete Meza: 8/20/2014 7:23:59 AMAnd the LORD said onto John, 'Come forth and receive eternal life.'" But John came in fifth and got a toaster