Hi! Bill the Cabal here, and I'm sure many of you want more info on Destiny, which I don't have. Instead, I'm going to answer the question no one asks, "Bill, what does my guardian eat? Salad? Carrots? Fruit?" -blam!- THAT SHIT YOU WANT A CABAL KABOB!
"But how do I make it?" Well reader, here's how, it's time for Cooking With Cabals.
First, you will need:
One servitor
A thin knife
A mix tape and headphones
A timer
Knowledge of Hive and Fallen locations
And steak sauce (your pick)
So the meat of this dish is Fallen and Hive with Captains having more juicy meat while wizards tend to be spicy. When you hunt your pick of prey down, use the machete to cut off their heads, hands, or legs, don't use guns, they ruin the meat. Also, this is when you should listen to your mix tape because the screams and pleas of mercy will get old quickly.
Once you have collected the meat of your choice, stick it onto the thin knife and then sauté it in your steak sauce. Then, find a servitor, rip the front open, and stick the knives in there and wait 25 minutes.
Ding. Done. Eat up.
Got a question? Ask. Also, feel free to say how you make the Kabobs, guardian style.
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Bump.
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Haha I always enjoy ur posts
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This one was great.
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Flank meat from a Captain is at its most tender when it's done a few laps around Old Russia. Cooked in garlic and butter is to die for.
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I just stopped feeling ashamed about offering to help you escape the tower via the garbage disposal. You're a monster, Bill. Good god...who still listens to tapes, anyway? That said, I use shoyu and wasabi instead of steak sauce.
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First a foot soldier, then an Ambassador at the Tower, and now a Chef? Wow, Bill you have a lot of jobs...
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I like to add creole spice or red pepper in place of steak sauce, and wizard meat is very spicy with one of the two, but I haven't tried both that'd be near ghost pepper kick, omg I should add ghost peppers!
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Hey ever thought about Using your Flame based rocket Launcher to make your meal ? But beware never aim for the target of your hunger aim slight beside it and u get some nice instant meat with some natural flavor trough the meltet fiber and armor pieces ! Little advice try to get some big guys so u got some sweet different kinds of meat from well done to medium to bloody ! (Bla bla sry for the bad grammar I'm German)
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I have a new sauce that is still in development. Is there any way we can get my line introduced to your products and have the sauce bundled with recipe? Since the guardians are already dead the sauce is diarrhea mixed with baby vomit.
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My favorite sauce is Gaben freeman life sauce numero tres. In terms of taste it's quite uncanny but recommend serve on baked egg platter and camel rib. Juan-hundred persent garantead. Yummy yummy in my -blam!-ing tummy.
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Bill try to steak the meat this way. I know you Cabals have your huge Gatling guns, this is how you should do! First fire up your beauty until the rifles glow pink red (you don't want it to turn yellow cause then you might break your gun) Put your meat on the rifles and BAM! Try to spice it whit some gunpowder, I promess you it will taste delicious;)
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Hey Bill have you ever tasted the white centre of a vex robot?
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ill pass.... from the ingredients they are scrap metal.....i don't eat metal o.o
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Brilliant *Slow claps that turns into a fast clap*
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ohhhhh i thought cabal kabobs were made out of cabal but now i see its just a recipe made by cabal. would it be ok to substitute hive meat with cabal meat? i was really hoping for kabobs made out of cabal.
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Will awesome mix V.2 Work?
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Nice! I like to take some tater-tots, put those on a stick, cover it in ketchup.... Man those are good!
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Edited by Nexus: 8/18/2014 8:52:01 PMGood to see you Bill. Someones been going all chef on your comments lol
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All my mix tapes have screams and pleas of mercy on them.
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I really felt like I was watching a professional cooking program or reading a recipe lol.
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What's the cabal snowcone like?
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Can you learn me how to make cabal style ribs? Or burgers or maybe beef jerky?
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Finally a food to rival chicken.
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My friend, haven't you forgot the secret ingredient? I find my Cabal Kabobs much more enjoyable when the meat is more tender... To do this, a titan must first punch the sh1t out of the meat (hive or fallen) then to add a lil strong flavour to the dish, the meat is then soaked in the blood of fallen guardians who weren't strong enough for the Iron banner, the meat is marinated for 1 hour, then your good to go and cook dat meat!
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This is retarded
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Followed the instructions to the letter and was very impressed. Five stars. Would recommend to friends. Perfect for that impromptu post - slaughter feast. As always, thank you Bill.