I attempted to cancel my Pre-Order Today in order [u]to gain Fame, Glory, and Life-Long Attention on the Destiny Forums[/u] but to my [b]UTTER DISMAY[/b], I was unable to locate my Pre-Order. I made sure to check everywhere from under my [b]Fedora[/b] to inside my Doritos and [b]Mtn Dew[/b]. I was horrified, I saw all the coolest kids bragging on the forums about how they cancelled their Pre-Order because bungie used the wrong color pallet texture on the Layer underneath the floor of Old Russia. I was shocked at how much attention these celebrities were getting from the community and this is how I found myself in my current predicament! Today I finally found my Pre-Order but I made a mistake while cancelling my Pre-Order and accidentally built a shelf? IF anyone has any info on how to help me please do! I need to get attention from people on the internet or else I will feel bad about myself. I hope you can understand Guardians. I've been compiling a list for my reasons to cancel my Pre-Order in order to induce maximum Fame and Glory and all I've come up with so far is *Density doent hev Quik$c0p!n6* My fellow Quiksc0prz Wil be devastated to learn that their once favored gameplay option haz been Remved! Stend w/ me Gerdians And help us fite Atari the true makers of Pre-Orders Also like, favorite, leave a comment, Follow me, And donate to me b/c I'm in need of more pre-orders to cancel. [b]Oh and before i Forget[/b] [spoiler]#Satire[/spoiler]