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Tyger

Tyger

Edited: 8/19/2014 1:06:03 PM
Humble citizens, please take into consideration this request for the promulgation to make me benevolent dictator of #Destiny and The last city for life. With my wit, charm, and good looks there is clearly no other man for the job. Now some of you might say " but most noble and handsome Tyger, your k/d is worse than my blind paraplegic hamsters, why should you lead?" Well to that I reply, fu[i]c[/i]k off. 1v 1 me swamp no onions. I'll shrek you. On to the next point. Many of you enjoy my posts, but many others have been the victims of my displays of intellectual superiority (which you serfs refer to as "trolling") This is only further proof that I should in fact be the man to lead you out of the darkness. And onto my final point, DeeJ has personally responded to me ensuring that my great ideas such as removing guns and changing the nova bomb into confetti will be in the game. Such a genius mind is clearly suited to rule over the desticles. After being put into power my first three decrees will be for purple ball to be our mascot, Invigorate to be my royal guard, and Killer Ben to be the new post master.

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