Humble citizens, please take into consideration this request for the promulgation to make me benevolent dictator of #Destiny and The last city for life.
With my wit, charm, and good looks there is clearly no other man for the job. Now some of you might say " but most noble and handsome Tyger, your k/d is worse than my blind paraplegic hamsters, why should you lead?" Well to that I reply, fu[i]c[/i]k off. 1v 1 me swamp no onions. I'll shrek you.
On to the next point. Many of you enjoy my posts, but many others have been the victims of my displays of intellectual superiority (which you serfs refer to as "trolling")
This is only further proof that I should in fact be the man to lead you out of the darkness.
And onto my final point, DeeJ has personally responded to me ensuring that my great ideas such as removing guns and changing the nova bomb into confetti will be in the game. Such a genius mind is clearly suited to rule over the desticles.
After being put into power my first three decrees will be for purple ball to be our mascot, Invigorate to be my royal guard, and Killer Ben to be the new post master.
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You do seem like the type that would naturally gravitate to politics: A vast sense of self-importance and false pride, saccharin humor, and an inherent belief of entitlement. Also, a liberal use of a thesaurus and a general aura of smarminess.
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I DO NOT KNEEL! #wildling #free folks
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Just let the Speaker handle this thing, you just keep fighiting .... xD
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Hahaha serfs !
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Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
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I'm in. As long as there are free tacos on Tuesdays, and full dental coverage. Tyger for dictator!
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Edited by chad_599: 8/18/2014 1:19:31 PMWhy no love for the foot (soccer) ball?
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This would be like re-electing Bush... Hell no
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I could of sworn your first three things on you list was. 1. Get fuacked by every care bear in this game 2. Stick what's left of my asshole in a meat grinder 3. Make sandwitches from said meat and feed it to future care bears. I was almost 99.9 percent sure these were gonna be it darn!
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a solid 6 out of 10.
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We shall guard u we'll oh mystical one
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Edited by VadersFist: 8/18/2014 5:00:23 AMYOU MONSTER FRISBEE. [spoiler] jk you're a cool guy and you have my vote [/spoiler]
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Blow me.
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You got my vote [spoiler]And my heart <3...what?... I meant...woo![/spoiler]
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gg, +1 cookie +1` vote
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+1 vote because your threads are cool
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I''ll be your doom!
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Haven't you seen my funny post yet Tyger? The Speaker leads the last city & he's secretly Chuck Norris
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I'll vote for ya'. So long as you make me a Ninja... who am I kidding I'll probably vote for you regardless.
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Uses big words. Must be smart. I'm voting for this guy. (ಠ_ಠ)
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I am honored to be Master Tyger's personal quesadilla chef.
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Sure. What could go wrong?
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Edited by ForeverCortana: 8/17/2014 3:14:39 AMhttp://www.fightersgeneration.com/characters3/sagat-hightig.gif