Destiny weekly updates happen every 7 days. Deej is responsible for posting these updates every seventh day. This week's update has not been posted, and it is now the 8th day after the previous update. Deej works at Bungie. Everyone at Bungie eats, breaths, and drinks Destiny. Deej can not survive more that seven days without hydration. It's the 8th day since Deej has posted an update, therefore he has not received his Destiny hydration for 8 days. Therefore, the only logical reason there is no update is Deej is Dead!
R.I.P. Deej, we will remember you always. Perhaps your ghost will speak again outside of your grave.
UPDATE: Deej's account has been taken over to cover up what's happened! They are trying to buy themselves another week to make a good cover story. But we know the truth! #DestinyDehydration
[spoiler]To everyone who's deciding to post ignorant/rage replies, just calm yourselves. It's just a joke, after all. Just having some joking fun.[/spoiler]
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rip deej you will be missed by all of us guardians.
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Or happy birthday Deej
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Goodnight sweet prince
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Lol you guys are crazy, he is busy at Gamescom
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He was wiped with the beta guardians
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Probably just hung over from his BDay celebration... It was a stretch thinking we'd get one with gamescom going on anyway.
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eeeYYea, this may have something to do with it!
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Lol I laughed
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*moment of silence* Psst, how long is this suppose to last?
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A moment of silence for our drunk friend.
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Deej took a sparrow to the knee. Urg. That was stinky.
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I bet not all of us will miss him. Some will manage to get a decent head shot. (I'm hoping that when I run into him another rage inducer will have been swallowed.)
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RIP in peace
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Hay I was chatting to DeeJ's mum the other day in Forums. DeeJ is still alive.
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Not funny.
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i KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO DEEJ , it was today on venus i was exploring like i always do when i hit a guardian at about 200 miles an hour. i saw him lie on the floor and looked at him ," i told you Deej that i was going to find you if you didt post any good updates on the forums. i loaded my auto rife and shot him in the head and drove away…thinking that he was dead he survived the shot in the head mysteriously ,maybe cause of all that legendary armor he had, but yes he is still alive
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makes sense... RIP Deej...
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what's a deej, and can I eat it?
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It was his birthday the other day so maybe he's just taking a break?
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Maybe he is waiting on a private match against someone, until that he will not post news again...
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Maybe DeeJ is still at Gamescon or something? You think he would've told us if there wasn't going to be a Weekly Update this week, if that's the case...
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As seen on his Twitter, and as you guys pointed out, it may indeed have been his birthday. It's a shame he had dehydrated himself further with the alcohol to deal his final blow. Still a better death than letting those who he clearly is accusing in the picture of being the cause of his lack of rehydration in the first place. He went out on his own terms though.. R.I.P. once more.
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Don't worry, all he'd do would be talking about the crucible and posting pics and videos about it.. Even though he's done it a million times already.
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Hes rolling around in all our money with Jason Jones.
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Don't worry. He'll just respawn in five seconds. Lol.