Destiny weekly updates happen every 7 days. Deej is responsible for posting these updates every seventh day. This week's update has not been posted, and it is now the 8th day after the previous update. Deej works at Bungie. Everyone at Bungie eats, breaths, and drinks Destiny. Deej can not survive more that seven days without hydration. It's the 8th day since Deej has posted an update, therefore he has not received his Destiny hydration for 8 days. Therefore, the only logical reason there is no update is Deej is Dead!
R.I.P. Deej, we will remember you always. Perhaps your ghost will speak again outside of your grave.
UPDATE: Deej's account has been taken over to cover up what's happened! They are trying to buy themselves another week to make a good cover story. But we know the truth! #DestinyDehydration
[spoiler]To everyone who's deciding to post ignorant/rage replies, just calm yourselves. It's just a joke, after all. Just having some joking fun.[/spoiler]
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We must pray to the purple ball! Only it came bring the legendary Deej back!
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Dun worry, his Ghost will revive him.
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BREAKING NEWS!!! [Dun-dun-dun-dun Dun-dun-dun dun] Deej is presumably still alive unless this is a cover up until they find out what to do with his body. Bungie has tweeted the whereabouts of Deej. https://twitter.com/Bungie/status/500655570647384065
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See what had happened was Deej wanted to try something new so this warlock mixed him a drink and as we all know warlocks are HEAVY drinkers....so Deej woke up next to a sexy titan wearing a tutu, he now has a tatoo on his butt that says exploration and hes currently trying to find his keyboard.
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DEEJ YOU HAD ONE JOB
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Drunk Deej is drunk. :3
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Deej took a sparrow to the knee. Urg. That was stinky.
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He was wiped with the beta guardians
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But DeeJ wont miss #Destiny
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I know this is a joke......BUT why are people posting "RIP in Peace"....RIP means Rest in Peace....how much more peaceful can you get if your dead?
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Seriously if I was in Germany at gamescom I would've forgotten too.
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was it the purple ball!? I knew the purple ball was evil all along
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RIP in pece
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Don't tell me you're like the Messiah's messenger or sumthin that brings good news from God or sumthin lol
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Keep it to yourself next time. Most of us don't get on here t o waste our times reading posts like this. The less of them there are, the better this community shall be.
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Edited by Kudos2Derrick: 8/17/2014 1:54:32 AMThis joke op...nerf please Bungie. [spoiler]Gamescon Ofcourse face palm [/spoiler]
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RIP in peace in peace
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illuminati
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Edited by opa1979: 8/17/2014 4:12:53 AMMaybe he played the p.t demo and went insane? [spoiler]everyone now thank Kojima-san et.al[/spoiler]
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For those who don't know it's his Birthday so he took the day off.
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Your logic is flawed, The only reason deej could be dead is he was killed by a ps4 gamer for not making destiny ps4 exclusive
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He just posted that there will be no weekly update. What great timing right?
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It's cool. Urk is going in for the revive.
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Half-Life 3 confirmed.
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Who will replace DeeJ??