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EMTaylor1

EMTaylor1

Edited: 8/16/2014 6:46:41 PM
Destiny weekly updates happen every 7 days. Deej is responsible for posting these updates every seventh day. This week's update has not been posted, and it is now the 8th day after the previous update. Deej works at Bungie. Everyone at Bungie eats, breaths, and drinks Destiny. Deej can not survive more that seven days without hydration. It's the 8th day since Deej has posted an update, therefore he has not received his Destiny hydration for 8 days. Therefore, the only logical reason there is no update is Deej is Dead! R.I.P. Deej, we will remember you always. Perhaps your ghost will speak again outside of your grave. UPDATE: Deej's account has been taken over to cover up what's happened! They are trying to buy themselves another week to make a good cover story. But we know the truth! #DestinyDehydration [spoiler]To everyone who's deciding to post ignorant/rage replies, just calm yourselves. It's just a joke, after all. Just having some joking fun.[/spoiler]

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