[b][u]Elementary[/u][/b] 1st Grade: Girl would regularly rub my thigh during story time. I would scoot away from her but she followed. I also broke my arm attempting to jump mile high hurdles in gym class (or I was pushed, there were some conspiracy theories on that; I am fuzzy on the details to this day) 2nd grade: Same girl and another girl regularly pinched my cheeks, getting me in trouble and ruining my streak of gold stars.[spoiler]stupid bitches[/spoiler] Also watched 9/11 on the news during class. 3rd grade: Ripped my pants one day and never even noticed until a different girl complimented me on my spiderman underwear. 4th grade: A Japanese guy (friend of our teachers) came to talk to us about Japan. When he stumbled on his English he'd write the word on the board, often mixing up the L's and the R's. I'd correct him each time. Also a question I remember that we asked him was "Do you have pizza in Japan?" Also stink bombs, lots of stink bombs. 5th Grade: Teacher showed me a huge scar on the back of her head in order to encourage me to wear my glasses. Worked and I wear them to this day. We also had lockins (where you stay the night at school and play games and such) and during it some kids would try to summon "bloody Mary" in the bathrooms, but luckily they weren't certified conjurers. 6th Grade: A separate girl in the fifth grade would write me love letters and had kept a binder with my name written all over it. She wasn't ugly but it was weird... [b][u]Middle School[/u][/b] 7th grade: Bathroom would catch fire at least twice a semester. Confirmed arsonist went to my middle school. 8th grade: Found out 1st grade girl was pregnant. Lots and lots of fights would break out. Someone took a dump on the gym floor. Also, a local ice cream truck was robbed right after school by some kids. One of those kids was 1st grade girl's brother. [b][u]High School[/u][/b] 9th grade: A kid cut his finger on a band saw during SciTech. Also I played Quidditch for the first time. [spoiler]Broom of choice: Swiffer WetJet[/spoiler] 10th grade: There was a sex scandal between the principal and one our teachers. 11th grade: Some kids fell from the ceiling during orchestra. They weren't even from our school. Wormhole suspected. 12th grade: I graduated from high school.