*Edit : stop bumping this thread, it's full of idiots.
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Edited by CubGeek: 9/21/2014 2:11:24 AMBecause I'm a "gaymer" and my husband wouldn't be amused if I had a girlfriend? ;-)
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#BroccoliFireflyTo1000Replies
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What the banana did you just -blam!-ing banana about, you little banana? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the banana Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on banana, and I have over 300 confirmed bananas. I am trained in banana warfare and I'm the top banana in the entire US armed bananas. You are nothing to me but just another banana. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this banana, mark my -blam!-ing bananas. You think you can get away wit saying that banana to me over the banana? Think again, banana. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bananas across the banana and banana IP is being traced right now so you better prepare of the banana, banana. The banana that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your banana. You're -blam!-ing dead, banana. I can be anywhere anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred bananas, and that's just with my bare bananas. Not only am I extensively trained in banana combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine bananas and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable banana off the face of the banana, you little banana. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "banana"comment was about to bring about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing banana. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the banana, you goddamn banana. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in bananas. You're -blam!-ing dead, banana. [spoiler]1000th post. Party hard ppl.[/spoiler]
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I don't trust flying vegetables
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Broccoli lies
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#nope
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Then close it dur
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Girls are whores now and days mostly and that's unattractive and honestly im jobless at the moment
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Edited by Three Dog: 9/28/2014 11:17:26 AMI'm too much a bitter asshole. And I make a fool of myself easily.
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I did. My attempt at getting back together failed. Her words: [quote]I'm not letting myself ever love again, I just end up hurting people and breaking things[/quote]
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Because I haven't found "[b][i][u]The One[/u][/i][/b]" just yet[?]
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Cause now she's my fiancé.
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Well I don't have a girlfriend because my wife would kill me.
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Edited by aBallisticToucan: 9/28/2014 5:11:05 AM[spoiler]Girl 1 has a boyfriend. Girl 2 lives 2 hours from my city and I don't have any contact info for her anyway. Girl 3 I have some contact info but she doesn't use it enough and if I go after her more I'll come across as creepy. Girl 4 is too old. Girl 5 is too young. Girl 6 is a lesbian.[/spoiler] Discovering the different circumstances arising each time has almost become a game for me. If it keeps happening much longer I'm just gonna -blam!- it and become a monk. [quote]*Edit : stop bumping this thread, it's full of idiots.[/quote] Do you know what site you're posting on?
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Anaconda.
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Because I have so much luck -obvious sarcasm is obvious- some drunkard got the girl of my dreams whom I am very good friends with and have almost everything in common with even childhood experiences.....why a drunkard though...."sigh"
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Because I'm gay
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I'm 13...
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Kinda more into dudes
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I do have one tho *blows your minds*
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Xbox has yet to cheat on me or leave me for someone else, and never complains or asks me for anything lol
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I hate women
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Because im an outcast in my school.