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I'm up for grabs gentlemen. Professional data enter and sword fighter. I make decent money and make my guy come first. Pun intended. I like long walks on normal -blam!-ing beaches and slaying desticles through the night.
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#OffTopic I'm all yours babe
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I'm interested in the free pasta.
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I prefer to see men in real life before I come close to them.
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I'd only break your heart to get to Squiggy...
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123/123 wuld laff agin
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How do we know you aren't some guy in real life, Otthild?
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I like long walks in hard vacuum.
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Sorry, I'm very uninteresting.
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*Gets behind DJ Mentle in line*
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Errrr i kinda wanna get in line, but theres to many people Damn it OP!
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There's an "enter my data with my sword" joke to be made here somewhere.... I'll let somebody else do the honors though.
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Let me have you man then.
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Darn, no clever puns to be made with the username. :c
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Edited by Gatsby: 8/13/2014 9:26:49 PMI can cook very well and I'm great with kids plz take me pls
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You live in Utah. It's too faaaaaaar
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Your profile says you are the goddess of gifs, prove it to me!
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Can I just stand in line to touch your boobs
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Edited by BannedLemön: 8/13/2014 9:33:02 PM[quote]and slaying desticles through the night.[/quote]You sound like the perfect kind of woman.
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Edited by Recon Number 54: 8/13/2014 9:36:47 PMShouldn't we wait until the episiotomy heals? I wonder how many members are going to Google that, see your towel rack, and hate on me.
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I mean, maybe if you were an accomplished lancer. I like my ladies to be able to handle a pole-arm ;)
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Edited by Legend To None: 8/13/2014 9:39:52 PMWe should totes talk sometime ;) [spoiler]Bout that Model thread lol[/spoiler]
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Would not touch with a 39 and a half foot pole.
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How is that a pun?
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*in line* *whistles casually*
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Be mine. ♥