After seeing the constant ball - aching and baby bitching on the forums about console wars, I had an idea.
I made a pillow fort on my bed, so as to keep safe from what would ensure to be a maelstrom of blood and violence and then, I brought the X Box 1 from the living room and set it next to the PS4.
I quickly dove into the safety of my pillow fort, keeping only a single eye peeping out to see what would inevitabley be the war to end all wars.
It was at this time, the strangest thing happened. Nothing. Nothing at all. No punches thrown by the X Box, no guns pulled by the Playstation. They just somberly sat there in silence, not even a coarse glance exchanged between them.
It was almost like...they didn't -blam!-ing care.
It was at this point, I decided to play devil's advocate, jeering the X Box with snide comments taken from the forum's Sony fan boys and goading the PS4 with snark quips from the forum's X Box loyals, and still they stood in statuesque silence.
Your idols themselves forsake your petty squabbling. Follow their lead as you so religiously follow their brand names.
There is hope yet for peace among systems.
I'm keeping my pillow fort, though.
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PS4 fanboy! Implying PS4 has guns and the XB1 is unarmed. [spoiler]sips tea[/spoiler] [spoiler]the b8 is real[/spoiler]
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Silly rabbit. You have to at least plug them in.
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To this day I'll never understand why people not only feel the need to justify their own purchases, but also to try and force other consumers to spend money a certain way. If someone wants to buy an Xbox One, it's their money. If they want to buy a PS4, it's their money. Just because one has an amazing exclusive, doesn't mean everyone likes that exclusive. People do not share the same opinions, and they certainly don't share the same experiences that have caused them to form those opinions. In short, if you want someone else to purchase an xbox one/PS4, you'd better be willing to buy it for them. If not, then shut your face.
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See you didn't place their secret lover in between them to fight over, of course I am talking about the Wii U.
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Didnt you felt a disturbance in the Force?
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At work and board, thanks for the chuckle. Hoping one day to add the Xbox next to my PS4 if I can sneak it past my wife : )
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Thats because they can't see each other. Turn on the Kinect and point it to the PS4 see what happens.
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I like this guy.
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I would have been too scared to peek
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Jesus get on with your point.
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they made sweet sweet love, and gave birth to a wii u?
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Edited by iPoul: 8/13/2014 11:23:15 AM[quote]No punches thrown by the X Box, no guns pulled by the Playstation.[/quote] xbox = fists, playstation = guns, hf3 = confirmed, enough said.
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Playstayshun fawr is still better.
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I actually half expected for a Coke v. Pepsi style commercial to unfold in your living room.
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This is best post I have ever read on the entire bungie/destiny forums.
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You sir are a brave soul.
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Pfff Playstation has guns and Xbox has punches.... Playstation wins again!
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Baby bitching: Much worse than normal bitching
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I'm telling you their minicons, and once you leave the house they -blam!- eachother up.
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I think The Tower is made of pillows.
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This!
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The mental image this created was hilarious. Thumbs up.
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Awesome.
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I thought for sure there would have been a rap battle
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Best post I've ever seen. Thank you. May you be the enlightened one to lead us out of these dark times.
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If only more people realized this. You have many supporters on your quest for peace.