I'm up for grabs ladies. Professional gamer and race car driver. I make lots of money and make my girl come first. Pun intended. I like long walks on the beaches of venus and slaying hive through the night.
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Can't tell of fake or legitimately a beta fu[i]c[/i]k.
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Edited by BioCharizard16: 8/13/2014 5:07:00 AMIf you excuse me i need to go think of my life for a moment. *grabs pistol* [spoiler]you disgust me you desticle.[/spoiler]
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Well at least you tried, but then again this is the interwebs where women don't exist only grills, try your local hardware store or anywhere outside.
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WHAT IS WITH ALL THE GUYS RIDING MY JUNK?! HOP OFF! I know I'm attractive, but I don't swing that way...
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[quote]slaying hive[/quote]
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Oh god..
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Uh.. Good luck on your search..
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*Walks in* *Cringe* *Walks out*
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Feel free to hit me up yourenevergettinglaidlikethis@gmail.sad
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Looks like this guy is Lee Sin-gle :D [spoiler]I'll show myself out now[/spoiler]
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...lol.
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Want to take a ride on my sausage-mobile, bb?
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There's no such thing as girls.
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Edited by DoubleBantLuis69: 8/13/2014 7:00:02 PMIt doesn't get more pathetic than this.
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O bby
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I doubt every word of what you have said except the fact you are single
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Hi! I'm a 16 year old girl, I like beaches too!!! I'm blonde and I love video games! Add me on skype so we can talk some time!
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This is unfunny.
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I think you spelt Venice wrong.... Did you mean beaches of Venice? Or like the actual planet Venus? [spoiler]If you say it's the planet, I call bullshit[/spoiler]
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Edited by Otthild: 8/14/2014 4:13:33 AM
Started a new topic: Since I'm single...guys(229 Replies))
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Im down if your willing to compromise
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Lol the amount of horny teens is too damn high
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Edited by Ktan_Dantaktee: 8/14/2014 5:04:40 AM
Started a new topic: Since I'm single... forum cops(9 Replies))