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Destiny
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Kudos2Derrick

Kudos2Derrick

Edited: 8/11/2014 4:52:35 PM
So, a Warlock, a Titan, and a Hunter....walk into a Bar. The Warlock says, "I can get twice as drunk as you guys, because alcohol destroys brain cells and obviously I have the most to lose." The Titan and Hunter laugh it off, and they all get drunk...well wasted. They go home and the Hunter pulls out this huge bong. The Hunters says, "Hey bro....I can get twice as high as you guys, because this Mary Jane slows you down...and I'm obviously the most agile, versatile, and skilled of the group" The Titan and Warlock burst into laughter...and they all get baked. I'm talkin super stoned. So the Titan calls up some girls and invites them over. Right before these classy girls, hoes, arrive.... The Titan says, "Look, there's 4 girls coming over, because If sex makes your legs weak, then I can take twice the punishment you two could." The Hunter laughs...The Warlock who recovers faster than his two friends says, "Have fun, it's time for me to study the raids we'll be up against, I'll be in my office." ......That next morning, all three friends are sitting at the kitchen table eating breakfast. The Titan Says, "Man those girls I was with last night were drop dead gorgeous...it's like they both came from heaven." The Hunter Says, "Oh yea, the girls I was with were really naughty...like they came from hell." The Warlock looks at both of them with a face of disgust and says, "Well those Cabal that were ramming you both...they came from Uranus."

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