we were winning 2-1
and it was toward the end
and they had in in our 18 yard box
then I passed it out to our forward and he ran the entire field and scored after juking and jumping of their goalie. and after he scored their goalie fell on the ground and starting like
flailing
so their captain (a 4'6 squeaky ass bitch)
went over to see what was wrong
and the goalie said "AAAGH he kicked me in the back of the head on purpose AAAGH GET THE COACH"
so their little bitty captain came to midfield where everyone one my team was talking about it
and he's like "YOU STEPPED ON HIS HEAD. ON PURPOSE. YOU STEPPED ON HIS HEAD."
and so I stepped forward for Cameron (the forward) because he felt bad (even though he didn't hit the goalie. he thought he did and he felt horrible)
and I said
oh and what the hell are you gonna do about it? HUH?
your goalie came in to that tackle. it was a 50/50 tackle and HE decided to go into it.
So shut the hell up and go back to your team.
Then this little itty bitty boy decided to smack talk me
so my friends Grant and Andrew stepped up with me and said "say it again. I dare you"
and he turned around and walked away
then guess what?
he snitched on me
and said "oh they were saying they didn't do it even though they did
and they were being mean to me"
Do you understand how much I wanted to K.O. that -blam!-?
That pissed me off. But then our coach chewed the hell outa their coach after he said "the only way you can score is to cheat eh? well good luck with that.
We are so bad we won 3-1. With three legitimate goals. Haha, those bitches.
I could see in my coach's eyes. He wanted to flatten the -blam!- outa that guy.
Opinions?
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I knocked a dudes tooth out in a HS soccer game once. Our keeper utterly annihilated him with a perfectly legit tackle and he went flying (keeper got nothing but feet), so he gets up and kicks my bro in the back of his left leg right above the heel, which took him out of the game for 2 weeks. I was playing full back at the time and boy did I make that kid sorry, hit him so fcking hard he got a concussion and lost 4 of his front teeth. Needless to say we both got red cards but at least I wasn't the one on the stretcher.
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No one likes a flopper.
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Lol, I play U15 and get into very physical games all the time, as a 6'0" LB I have the wonderful job of breaking all the winger's ankles. No mercy, your league sounds like it's full of 12 year olds
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*Football
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Typical soccer.
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This sounds incredibly non-exciting, lots of little angry people.
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You want to know the best part? [spoiler]TL:DR[/spoiler]
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Edited by CurvedBubbles: 8/9/2014 10:57:40 PMWhere was the ref? Lol -blam!-ing fail on the ref's part. And what are you? 12?
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So the other keeper kicks the ball up and I raise my leg to control it, this idiot runs into it, flips over, starts crying, and I get a yellow card.