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Bill the Cabal

Bill the Cabal

Edited: 8/6/2014 1:37:07 PM
Hi, I'm Bill the Cabal. So uhh... some of you may have seen the Vex and Fallen post threats and challenges to you guys around the forum and uh... my commander wanted the Cabal to have their say. I've got a letter from him uh... "To the puny Guardians: we will crush you. Mars is ours now and we won't let you take it back. When we meet on the battlefield I will humiliate you and stick my..." uh... not gonna read that part, don't want the post taken down. " Your Titans are small, your Hunters are cowards, and your Warlocks are nerds You will all die beneath the foot of the cabal. Love, Commander Bob, xoxoxoxo" So any comments, questions, death threats I need to write down? Update: Bob's gonna love all the friends, gift baskets, and letters from you guys. Keep it up. Update update: to celebrate even further, everyone who comments now gets two free cookies and a Cabal Kabob, enjoy! Update update update: had to sleep but I'll still log all your threats, may you all have a nice day.

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