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Stephen Blane

Stephen Blane

7/31/2014 11:16:57 AM
Nerf is the name of a person who likes to play computer games. Nerf recently played the Destiny Beta but didn't have much fun. Unfortunately Nerf kept getting killed and Nerf knew it was because everything must be OP. Nerf was killed by a Hunters Golden Gun and Nerf knew that the Golden Gun was OP. Nerf quickly came to the conclusion that all the Guardians super moves were OP as they too killed Nerf, an excellent player. Nerf was playing on the Moon. Nerf didn't like playing as a team so Nerf went alone and came up against an interceptor. Nerf knew that since Nerf was an excellent player Nerf could defeat the interceptor on Nerf's own. Nerf died and knew that the Tank of Destiny was OP. Nerf decided to look for the tank again but Nerf went unprepared and had no super/Heavy weapon to kill the tank instantly. Nerf died again. Nerf eventually found a tank and was then killed by the turret designed for destroying vehicles. Nerf then knew the Turret was OP. Nerf has decided that everything is OP and Nerf would like Bungie to remove/change everything to not kill Nerf as Nerf is an excellent player. Please, Help Nerf. Nerf is an excellent player and if Nerf dies it's the game's fault for being OP. Nerf would like to ask for Bungie's apology for making such an OP game. As Nerf Clearly knows better.

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