Why? Why are we not allowed to have beards? What do you have against beards Bungie? You must have at least one person in your employment who has a bear. Does the Destiny team have something against people with beards? Do I smell beard discrimination? It is an audacity that at this point in time there are still those who believe that a beard is not necessary and I believe that it is balderdash, that's right BALDERDASH, that we bearded men, or possibly even women, do not have the right to a beard on our character.
By adding beards to our characters it will also create a more diverse character arch rather than just a bunch of clean shaven nancy boys. By having bears, there will be a more grizzled, mature audience. More people whom view video games at there current state as being childish and immature, will look onto the screen and see a coalition of rugged, space, mountain men and realize that what they have been calling immature and childish is 100% wrong making them also enjoy video games. It will also scare away people under the age of being allowed to play the game from joining. When a cleanly shaven, hairless faced boy logs into the game and sees facial hair among all those he/she wishes to troll, they will run back to their hidey hole of other pointless military shooters.
Along with the points I have previously made, Destiny is about making heroic characters that defy all odds in glory and adding beards to those heroes will make it 1000 times more heroic. Just look to the media, almost every hero known has had a beard: Wolverine, Cyrano, Tony Stark, Gandalf, Zorro, Mr. T, Tom Hanks, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Leonardo DiCaprio, Christov Walts, Wyatt Earp, that dude that walked through China, Ryan Gosling, Kimbo Slice, Jesus Christ, Oda Nobunaga, the cavemen, Walter White, Chuck Norris, and so many more.
And finally to you Bungie, a beard is not simply an accessory to one's face, it is a motto. A beard states that I am one who makes my own path, I am one who does not simply accept the rules, but questions them. I will not conform to a simple life nor to having a simple face, I will be what I want to be and do what I want to do. So please Bungie, give us beards, because beards are awesome, and people with beards are awesome, give us what we want, because it's what we deserve. Only we can choose our destiny, and my destiny is to be brave enough to ask you to give us a sacred manhood that we so very much deserve, thank you.
If you agree with me, be sure to share the message, all us bearded brethren... UNITE!
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I have a magnificent neck beard
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Shout out to all the bearded women....and men lol
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I can't believe its a thread about beards and not [i]one[/i] comment about Chuck Norris and his hidden fist. Sloppy!
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Ok this has got to be one of the funniest posts I have read in a long time. I truly laughed while reading it in its entirety. With that said I have a beard and agree all space warriors should be able to have a beard and not look like a little boy trying to fill a mans shoes.
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Edited by Spaceman Spiff: 7/29/2014 2:48:52 AMIf Arach Jalaal from Dead Orbit can have facial hair, why shouldn't we be able to? I actually tried drawing a beard on my guardian during creation, but the large beard shaped blotch on my screen became decidedly more inconvenient once I was in my HUD.
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I come on to find atleast 5 paragraphs on how we cant have facial hair in destiny. this is well done
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This thread again...
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As a beard owner myself I support this idea!
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As a beard owner myself, I support this 100%
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YEAH, I WANT SHAGGY STUBBLE ON MY HUMAN WARLOCK!!!!
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My hunter needs a beard to represent me properly
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This is a rallying cry I can get behind. HOOZAH!
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I mustache you a question, where are the beards!?
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Only one kind of man shaves. A Woman....
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I never noticed this lack of beard and this new information infuriates me
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"beard discrimination" lol
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I was wondering this tbh, you beat me to making a thread about it, I really wanted a beard, maybe the full game will, hopefully.
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I completely agree with this... funny post gets an additional thumbs up. But seriously, why is there no beard options? To be honest I felt the create a guardian feature was a little lacking.. there should have been a lot more options than what they gave you.. more faces, hairstyles BEARDS!!!!!, Maybe even piercings or more tattoos/markings??
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YES MANLY BEARDS FOR MANLY TITANS! AND SOME SWEET BEARD PHYSICS TOO. :)
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I will only create Exo characters until beards are added.
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I just want a titan who looks like Ron Swanson
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Edited by Veolan: 7/29/2014 2:28:12 PMI have a feeling this late in the stage it might be a lot more difficult to add them in then we think. Possibly something to do with system resources and clipping on armor and helmets? I'm not sure but I feel like there's a pretty significant reason why there's no beards. Me personally I'm at no loss without them, I'll never use them. If other people want them I see no harm in it though.
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... also, please add Bards to the available classes. Yes, Bards - it's in my Destiny to play a Bards Tale!
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I have a feeling there were a lot of character creation options withheld from the beta.
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How can one defend Earth with neither a beard or a flannel shirt? Destiny is not very realistic.
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Absolutely agree if I had the option for facial hair. would really make everyone stand out more. Imaging the Exo race with like wire hair/beard looking like Cyrax and Sektor out mortal kombat. Even if I could have a big evil ruddy mustache. I would rock that stach like a brigadier on the battlefield.