Why? Why are we not allowed to have beards? What do you have against beards Bungie? You must have at least one person in your employment who has a bear. Does the Destiny team have something against people with beards? Do I smell beard discrimination? It is an audacity that at this point in time there are still those who believe that a beard is not necessary and I believe that it is balderdash, that's right BALDERDASH, that we bearded men, or possibly even women, do not have the right to a beard on our character.
By adding beards to our characters it will also create a more diverse character arch rather than just a bunch of clean shaven nancy boys. By having bears, there will be a more grizzled, mature audience. More people whom view video games at there current state as being childish and immature, will look onto the screen and see a coalition of rugged, space, mountain men and realize that what they have been calling immature and childish is 100% wrong making them also enjoy video games. It will also scare away people under the age of being allowed to play the game from joining. When a cleanly shaven, hairless faced boy logs into the game and sees facial hair among all those he/she wishes to troll, they will run back to their hidey hole of other pointless military shooters.
Along with the points I have previously made, Destiny is about making heroic characters that defy all odds in glory and adding beards to those heroes will make it 1000 times more heroic. Just look to the media, almost every hero known has had a beard: Wolverine, Cyrano, Tony Stark, Gandalf, Zorro, Mr. T, Tom Hanks, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Leonardo DiCaprio, Christov Walts, Wyatt Earp, that dude that walked through China, Ryan Gosling, Kimbo Slice, Jesus Christ, Oda Nobunaga, the cavemen, Walter White, Chuck Norris, and so many more.
And finally to you Bungie, a beard is not simply an accessory to one's face, it is a motto. A beard states that I am one who makes my own path, I am one who does not simply accept the rules, but questions them. I will not conform to a simple life nor to having a simple face, I will be what I want to be and do what I want to do. So please Bungie, give us beards, because beards are awesome, and people with beards are awesome, give us what we want, because it's what we deserve. Only we can choose our destiny, and my destiny is to be brave enough to ask you to give us a sacred manhood that we so very much deserve, thank you.
If you agree with me, be sure to share the message, all us bearded brethren... UNITE!
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Solution: Have Bungie and Activision make a partnership with Old Spice.
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And ties! My human worked in an office before he died.
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Beards!!!! I demand a beard on my human or awoken. No beards for the exo obviously lol but humans need beards. I have one in real life an on my avatar in Xbox live. So it disappoints me greatly that bungie won't give us the option of realistic beards in destiny. An in terms of wearing a helmet, that's not a problem if you look at the hair styles plenty of them are very long hair an they wear their helms fine lol. If we can have a pony tail then we can have a damn beard lol. Destiny is a 5 star game but without beards an few other things its a 4 star game. Fix it Bungie
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I.... I am okay with this.
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Yeah, Bungie... what do you have against bears? I'm sure someone there has a bear. There's an itch I have and the only cure is more bears!
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Agreed! My titan needs to look like the grizzled soldier that he is!
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My cleanly shaven nancy boy will kick your bearded manly ass in the crucible
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PLEASSSEEE #signed
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Beards for president!
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I second this act, bungie give us beards!
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Beards filter awesome-ness out of the air which is why everyone with a beard is a badass
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If there are no beards, doesn't that mean the darkness has already won? Give us beards. Save the world.
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Of Course Destiny must have bears! Look in you're second sentence lol
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maybe the darkness is one big beard and that's why he despises the travellers for their silky smooth surface.
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Edited by ARunninTurtle: 7/29/2014 12:38:30 AMI to wish for my guardian to have a beard. Signed
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Signed! Beards rock. But only mine haha
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I stopped reading after 2 sentences. But I agree. WE NEED BEARDS IN DESTINY. Unless... Unless our characters are little kids pumped with HGH so they are huge, but still have that baby face that doesn't let them grow facial hair. SOMEBODY GET THE EFFING MYTHBUSTERS UP IN THIS BEEEEOTCH!
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Yea, what is angry joe supposed to do?
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Facial hair is a fantastic suggestion. I'll end up making a bunch of females or robots otherwise. I don't need to be fighting back the darkness with the members of One Direction, give me Grizzly Adams! He has beards and bears, win win.
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I really want an english style mustache with a goatee for my guardian!
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Now [i]this[/i] is a thread! Beards is my number one request for Destiny. Sage shouldn't have allowed this.
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Yes please!!!!
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Face customization was something I was disappointed in. I was surprised by the small offering they made. UNTILL, I remembered that your face is covered by sweet looking helmets most of the time anyway. So I was quickly over it.
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Bro everyone knows in the military everyone has to have a clean shave and guardians are the military in this game. That's my theory for no beards
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I have a magnificent neck beard