Today I was out with my mom and my grandma, and my grandma started talking about how I don't have a girlfriend, so she was going to pray to her patron saint to get them to help me get one. I didn't say anything at the time because I was afraid of causing a scene.
What I need some help with is, how do I explain to my grandma that I'm in a committed relationship with a technicolor animated unicorn from a little girl's TV show? Both my mom and my grandma talk about future kids, but I'm not sure if that will be possible.
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Don't.
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Just say that you aren't interested in a relationship now.
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Rarity?
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Mate with the pony, then show them the offspring. It will fix everything.
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[spoiler]They know about your relationship. They are praying for you to stop dating worst pone and get a better gf/waifu[/spoiler]
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Here's the simple answer: You don't.
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Dat hashtag lold
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Tell them real women ain't [i]maine[/i] enough.
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Tell them to leave the horsing around to you
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[i]Make it happen[/i]
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I watch that too! :D
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If they truly love you they would accept your commitment to your pone waifu.
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Show them the waifu pillow you made of her. It'll clear up this entire problem. [spoiler]And create even more.[/spoiler]
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Marry the women they bring to you but never love her. Secretly be with your pony
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ayy lmao
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Just tell them you are into horses.
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Lol. XD
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get ahold of Dr. Kreger he'll make you a hologram version for you (O.o)
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Tell her you believe in the devil and all young virgins go to your dark lord. Just a thought.
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Be you. Be the technicolor animation you are inside. Spread those wings and fly. It is your destiny.
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Solution: go into therapy[spoiler]*hugs monkey*[/spoiler]
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Embrace the thoroughbred within you...and screw the plushie in front of them.
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Siths voice "Do it!"
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Edited by TheMassimo1997: 7/28/2014 1:53:04 PMThe best way is to low down the mood. You tell them you have met a girl and give hints that she's a horse. Then one day once you've built up the courage, show your family your girlfriend. If your mom/grandma gets mad, tell them you never said it was human and you practically told them it was a horse (because of the hints.)
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Dude you just gotta say it man. Come right out with it and if they truly love you they will accept you and your lover.