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7/25/2014 8:03:38 AM
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Cult of the Purple Ball
For too long has the purple ball remained unappreciated. The purple ball has given such joy in these times of despair, it has given hope to the people of earth when they needed it most. I can't tell you how many lives have been saved due to the purple ball's wisdom and it's generosity is greater than any I've ever seen. I've seen the ball simply stop everything it was doing just to play with a lonely exo. I think we all need to thank Mr. Ball for what he has done for the community.
So join the cult of the purple ball today!
Purple Ball is love.
Purple Ball is life.
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#Destiny
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You need to make a clan for this. I would join.
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Ever wonder how many people died down below once the ball went of the edge and floated down to the city.
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1 ReplyBe afraid petty heathens! The broom sweeping robot is the true one!
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The purple ball will be found in the loot cave riddled with bullet holes #LootcaveVeteran
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Blaspheme. The RNGesus is the only one we need to pray to. Don't idolize your false prophet of purple balls. It's a sin punishable by only the cruelest of cruel punishments. A life of endless shards and energies inside of the vault. An eternity of damnation without raid gear. My brothers and sisters, ask your self is it really worth it? RNGesus is the path to a higher level life.
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All hail the purple ball _o_
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3 Replies1) Start a group 2) Open it to the public 3) Praise the Purple Ball 4) ??? 5) Profit
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My children!!! I come here to tell you good news [spoiler]I am love. I am life [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI'm guessing you preordered
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1 ReplyPurple Ball what the one in the Earth strick. or Do you mean the Traveler?
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Purple ball is the position we all dream to have. It sits there with no worries, no issues and everyone wants to have him. You too can become the purple ball by... getting to lvl 31
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2 Replies...i was only 8 when the purple ball first arrived...
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Edited by Squizzlor: 9/9/2014 2:50:45 AMThe purple one brought on the Golden age with its Arrival. all were blinded by its godly light! the Traveler is a lie! Take in the truth, see again wenst you were so blind
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$500 million and all Bungie could come up with is a giant purple ball that shoots stuff at you? C'mon now... :D See you starside.
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The purple ball brought the Golden age the Traveler is a lie!
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can anyone confirm that the purple ball is in the retail release
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I want a destiny purple ball edition comes with a life size purple ball
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Can you feel it? The warmth overtaking your body? It's shrek...open wide...this is an ogre-load
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6 RepliesAll praise the purple ball...
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It was a BLACK ball racist much
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This should me one of the factions in the tower Oh and I almost forgot ALL HAIL THE PURPLE BALL!!!
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2 RepliesI remember when I first Purple Ball is was beautiful Thursday on June 12th I was walking around the tower feeling lonely for some odd reason there was no other guardians there to love me, then with a glance out of my left eye I saw such an heavenly thing, so round and purple. I approached with caution after defending my life against the horrors that attacked me while adventuring, when I reached this "Purple Ball" I felt as if I had a friend who will adventure with me, who will love me, I then touched it and it flew in the air like a big round bird. I kept pushing it around with such enjoyment and having the time of my second life, I pushed the Purple Ball with all my might one last time as it floated back down I thought one thing, [b]"I enjoy killing and adventuring by myself you piece of purple shit"![/b] That was the last I saw of Purple Ball as it floated down and down into the mist, [b]OFF THE TOWER TO ITS DOOM.[/b] I remember the day I first met Purple Ball and now I [b]fear[/b] the day we meet again. But then I'll just kill its purple round ass.... again.
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When I first saw the purple ball I thought it was just some ball filled with void stuffs. I know now that it is filled with the hopes and dreams of all of humanity's children. It strives to help the community in any way it can. It makes sure to give all guardians their proper attention. And it is all of the emotion of humanity's past, present, and future. All of this, contained in a purple ball.
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1 ReplyEdited by Minging Chicken: 7/27/2014 7:59:51 AMAnd did those feet in bored times Kick that large purple sphere And was the holy lord our ball On the tower's paved floors seen And did that countenance divine Float down upon an angel's wings And did the purple ball bring us smiles And hours of joy among other things. Amen
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Edited by The Primarch: 7/27/2014 6:57:01 AMI kill purple ball. I push off tower
