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7/11/2014 10:01:03 PM
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Oh God, I'm freaking out Flood
So I'm on my break at work right now. I just finished breaking another coworker, but before I breaked her, I filled in for the coworker I like while she was on her break. I wanted today to be the day to ask her out, but I chickened out and told her I needed to tell her something important when I go back after my break.
So after my break I have to go over there and she's gonna expect a serious topic out of me. I'm freaking out and having a hard time breathing. What do I do?
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Just pull this face and scream 'Please Respond' at the top of your lungs. (´･ω･`)
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>3dpd3dpd3dpd3dpd3dpd IAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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Edited by Spartan617 : 7/12/2014 12:30:56 PMWhen you can't come up with something to say just whip out your dick. When in doubt whip dick out
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*sees title* *sees Gaara444 as the OP* *predicts correctly what OP consists of* OH, THE GODDAMN TRAGEDY....
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1 ReplyIan, she probably likes Sword Art Online.
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14 RepliesTell her you are not interested in her because you have me.
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1 Reply"Hey, what are you doing after work?" - going for it "The printer's out of toner." - chickening out
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"Give me a blowjob"
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>So Gaara what was it you wanted to talk to me about? >I... uh... I j-just.. umm... I w-wanted to.. uh... tell you that I... um... I really t-think y-you're good at your job, and I-I think our boss is l-lucky to have you, and I w-would like to t-tell him that you are a g-good worker, is that okay if I t-tell him that? Just as a c-co-worker, o-of course, I m-mean.
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Edited by U920628: 7/12/2014 12:39:48 AMI was going to suggest something in this thread, but I realise now that I am about two hours late. Good luck with your lady troubles!
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2 Replieslol GOP manchildren
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You have my condolences.
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2 RepliesWhat happened with this? You're not at work anymore. [i]Tell uuusssss[/i].
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2 Replieslurking for update.
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lol, I did that before
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Edited by Van Darkholme: 7/12/2014 2:32:40 AMtell her you're only into boi's
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So? How'd it go?
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10 RepliesEdited by BASED NOVICE: 7/11/2014 10:10:55 PMJust do it. Ask her out TO DRINK SOME GOD DAMNED COFFEE! JUST DO IT! *FLIPS TABLE* DOOOO IIIITTTT. I'LL MAKE IT MY MISSION TO CALL YOU A BRITISH TERM FOR CIGARETTE FOREVER IF YOU DON'T DAMMIT. I'm not kidding.
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5 RepliesI'd lol but I used to be exactly the same with girls and know where you're coming from. You'll get there one day OP, trust me.
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Ask her out ASAP!
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Try xbox.com
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Edited by Demigod: 7/12/2014 1:59:38 AMIan-kun: Dōryō-chan, I have something important to tell you. Dōryō-chan: What is it Ian-kun? Ian-kun: Well...I...you see...the thing is...Watashi wa anata no Dōryō-chan ga daisuki! Dōryō-chan: Oh Ian-kun! Watashi mo anata o aishiteimasu! *chuuu* Guaranteed to happen. Do it OP.
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Tell us how it went :3
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Just do it, because you'll regret not doing it more than if you do. And then we'll have to hear about how you didn't ask her out and how you're pathetic and whatnot.
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Why does she expect a serious topic? Just make with the convo. Ask her if she cares about LeBron going back to Cleveland. It doesn't really matter so long as you don't come across creepy. Don't ask if she likes one MLP over another. THAT would be bad.
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Kill her.
