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Edited by Auttumnnnn:
7/6/2014 8:24:28 PM
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If you had a slave...
If you had a slave, what sorts of things would you have that slave do for you? Also, would you prefer your slave to be male or female?
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[spoiler]I would personally first try to make my slave feel happy and comfortable with her new position and lifestyle, and then I would take my role as her master. I would be a kind, understanding master who would not push her too hard. I would make sure she knows that I care about her happiness and well-being, which I would. However, that is not to say that I wouldn't want to have sex with her, but I can guarantee that after about a month or two, she wouldn't mind fulfilling such wishes for me.[/spoiler]
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Edited by TinglyFlame: 7/10/2014 3:45:10 AMI would try to be nice to my slave. Idk what I would do, probably get them just to clean my house and that's basically it. I really wouldn't care about the gender.
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1 ReplyIt'll be a man and we'll become the best of friends after I save him aboard a Spanish brig along with many other prisoners and slaves. We'll sail the Caribbean, wreck havoc, and become pirates!
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Male. Put him through school and make him get a job/ help provide for me.
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He'd be my butler Alfred and I'll be.... [spoiler]North Man[/spoiler]
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Gotta have me a milf. I would want your mom, she'll make me cookies and muffins with no shirt on.
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Female. I would try to be a cool guy and not make her do anything completely terrible. Probably just be a friend who occasionally has sexi timez. ;) *Sips Maple Syrup*
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3 RepliesEdited by Mmmmm Napalm: 7/6/2014 10:41:06 PMCan I have more than one slave? If so, [url=http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081001131344/starwars/images/a/a9/DeathStarIDiagram-EGVV.jpg]can I have them building something for the glorious Em- for me?[/url]
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1 ReplyTell them to get a job and to give all the money they make to me. They need to get a slave partner so they can make slave babies. From there I can start a slave empire. As they continue to reproduce and the kids reach working age I can quit any jobs I've held and just rake in the money.
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I would prefer a female slave with big natural tits and I would treat her right
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Free them... Give them some money... v v
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Probs set em free and give em enough money to start a life somewhere.
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Hmm... I'd just have her stand around topless most of the time, and have her clean the house.
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You're free now
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3 RepliesBlow them up for no apparent reason...
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8 RepliesI would like to exchange my one normal sized slave for two dwarves, one male, one female. Then, I would put one on a pig, the other on a dog, give them some wooden armor, and make them joust for my amusement. [spoiler]See that? [i]That's[/i] how you make an obscure reference.[/spoiler]
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Ask Lonepaul, he has the most experience with this..... topic.
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1 ReplyI'm not sure what gender I would pick. Yea if you have a girl slave you could bang her whenever you want which would be nice, but if you had a guy slave you could like play sports with him and stuff and basically just have a bro. Either gender I pick the slave is definitely doing my homework. So yea it'd be best to have 2 slaves cuz then you could just chill with the bro slave and then go double team the girl slave.
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4 RepliesI'd rather be a woman's slave. Foot slave preferably.
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I would be best buddies with her. I'd let her leave if she wanted to.
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2 Replies*Insert le lenny face*
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Edited by codmoh: 7/9/2014 1:38:55 AMHis name would be Kunta Kinte, and he would play split screen H3 with me for eternity.
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This forum has the weirdest threads ever! That's why I like it here.
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Will she be fair to me?
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7 RepliesIt'd be odd, usually i'm the one on the leash.
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Set them free immediately.
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-blam!- this thread. -blam!- everything about it.
