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7/5/2014 1:45:13 AM
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I Have Acquired Top Secret Audio.

It's sad that it has come to this. For many years, I knew Bungie would eventually heed my warnings and take my advice, but to then simply toss me aside without recognition? A bold and daring risk, that has now cost them their secret. Remember that Bungie Community Christmas card? It was all a guise. A state-of-the-art audio recording device was attached to that card that made its way into Bungie. It sat in the studio for ages, harmless and unassuming. But the card did not make it where I had hoped it would. Then late last year, I was able to enter Bungie in disguise. For days I would enter the studio appearing to be nothing more than a lousy intern. I would pick up piles of papers and folders aimlessly and then drop them off at another location with no real specific purpose. I would sip on coffee for a few hours, and then leave the building. Then came the day that I found the card. DeeJ was using it as a coaster, and laughing maniacally while doing so. It shattered my heart, and made what I was about to do even easier. I found my way to their secret meeting room. When I asked around what purpose this room served, no one could really provide an explanation. Others stated that it was only rumored to act as a place where seven mysterious employees of Bungie would meet to discuss the future of their games. That was all I needed to know. I tucked the card into the drawer that was positioned near the circular table in the room, that only had seven chairs. And then, I waited. Every single day for the past several months I would tune in so I could listen to the transmissions that were being sent out from the device. When I was unable to listen live, I would always go back to review the audio in the hopes that I would hear something worth taking note of. As I continued my campaign for Dragons during this time, I began to wonder why Bungie paid no mind to my incredible ideas. Either they were documenting my every word and studying the positive effects that Dragon would have on Destiny, or they thought me nothing more than a fool. Well, that day finally came. The day when that meeting room became filled with seven unidentified employees. Soon after their meeting began, it became clear what Bungie's true intentions were. As a result of disgracing my contributions to Destiny and to the Community as a whole, I have been left no other option but to expose Bungie and their secrets. Only now will you all see the truth and the important role that I have played in ensuring Destiny's long-term and absolute success. I'm not sure how long this thread will be allowed to remain open, but I hope that now many of you will be able to see the truth.

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