DEAR MISTER, I'M TOO FAT TO FINISH OUR FLAGSHIP GAME THIS'LL BE THE LAST TIME YOU'LL EVER HEAR ME EXCLAIM IT'S BEEN SIX MONTHS AND STILL NO BETA? I'M NOT GONNA BE COOL. I KNOW YOU'VE HAD PLENTY OF TIME. PS3 AND PS4 BOTH HAD THE ALPHA SO THIS IS MY HATEMAIL I'M SENDING YOU I HOPE YOU READ IT I'M ON THE COMMUNITY RIGHT NOW REVVING UP SOME MEATSPINS SITES. HEY DEEJ I JUST TURNED ON MY BOT YA DARE ME TO SHITPOST? YOU KNOW THAT SONG IN THE FRAG VIDS 'AND THE FLOOR AND THE BODIES' I THINK ITS BY SOME BAND WHOSE NAME IS ABOUT SOME POOLS AND SOME DROWNING? AND THE VID WAS GOOD, SO YOU WATCH IT ALL BUT THE SONG KINDA LEAVES YOU FROWNING THAT'S KINDA HOW THIS IS BECAUSE I THOUGHT SOMETHING HAD TO GIVE NOW IT'S TOO LATE I'VE SHITPOSTED FOR 10 HOURS NOW, IM DROWSY AND ALL I WANTED WAS A LOUSY LETTER OR A MAIL I HOPE YOU KNOW I TOLD EVERYONE YOU'RE SO FAT YOU BREAK THE SCALE I LOVED YOU DEEJ, WE COULD'VE GAMED TOGETHER THINK ABOUT IT, YOU RUINED IT NOW I HOPE YOU CAN'T SLEEP AND YOU DREAM ABOUT IT AND WHEN YOU DREAM, I HOPE YOU CAN'T SLEEP AND YOU SCREAM ABOUT IT I HOPE YOUR CONSCIENCE EATS AT YOU AND YOU NEVER FINISH DESTINY SEE DEEJ, "SHUT UP BITCH, I'M TRYING TO TALK" HEY DEEJ, THAT'S SOME DESTITARD SCREAMIN IN THE PUB BUT I DIDN'T TAKE MY TIME, I JUST JOHN CENA'S HIS ASS SEE I AIN'T LIKE YOU 'CAUSE IF I DO SOMETHING I DO IT QUICK LIKE YOU DID WITH THE SITE WELL, I GOTTA GO I'M BOUT TO SPAM THE FORUM NOW OH SHIT! I'M BANNED! HOW THE -blam!- DID THE NINJA FIND OUT?