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6/14/2014 10:36:57 PM
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I Accidentally Sounded Today
It was the worst experience of my life
So don't ask me why I was looking but I saw this hair at my tip so I pull it off
Little did I know, the rest of the hair was lodged 1.5 inches down my penis
Pulling it out felt horrible
I just...I....I can't....
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I got crumbled up chips in there and they got all stuck in my dick so the surgeons had to like drill it open and take out the chips then sow it back up. Now I pee blood. But the blood, sometimes it gets stuck in there and they have to go in the urethra and take it out with tweezers because they can't mess up the sowing job or my dick will implode.
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14 RepliesI've jammed the leg of a pony figure down there a few times. It's not something I'd do every day, but it's nice every now and then as a novelty experience.
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Edited by Tamedfrog: 6/22/2014 9:44:54 PMShave your penis hair and see what happens.
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you accidentally a greg
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Agh, I gagged.
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2 RepliesSounds like a [i]hairy[/i] situation you got yourself into. Sorry, I'll stop being such a [i]dick[/i].
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I didn't ask for this.
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4 RepliesI NEED AN ADULT
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2 RepliesCasual. I got a little pebble stuck in there once and I had to PEE it out!
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welp..... that's enough internet for today
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K bai
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2 RepliesThe whole concept of sounding makes me clutch my dick and cringe
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1 Reply
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This happens to me often.
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*cheeks puff out as if about to vomit* *walks out of thread*
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How revolting.
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8 RepliesHow did the hair even get in?
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5 Replies*googles "sounding"* OH SWEET TITTYFUCKING CHRIST WHY
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inb4Ingloriousbant
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1 ReplyThe fact you managed to get a long hair there unintentionally is impressive.
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2 RepliesEdited by KrankReality: 6/14/2014 11:20:52 PMImagine it was paper. Or like... A guitar string.
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7 RepliesGive it to me. [spoiler]I'll put it with my collection [/spoiler]
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11 RepliesEdited by Vien 'Quitonm: 6/15/2014 1:39:21 AMHow did your length manage to hear it?
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*vomits*
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5 RepliesSo let me get this straight. You was looking at your genitalia, you discovered a hair protruding from your urethra hole. So you pulled the hair and almost two inches of hair came out. It felt terrible. Hmm, this is a first for me I'm at a loss.
