[url=http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/115-lb-woman-wins-illinois-hot-dog-eating-23947699]115-Lb Woman Wins Illinois Hot Dog Eating Contest[/url]
[quote]Michelle Lesco downed more than 28 hot dogs — and buns in 10 minutes. [/quote]
I am not sure what to say about that. But damn. 28 is a lot. I've never witnessed a speed-eating contest. They can't be pretty events.
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Is she single?
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My dick is diamonds
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Skinny people are the sharks of eating contests.
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Edited by FallenForerunner: 6/1/2014 4:49:08 PMShe just knows how to fit them in her mouth, that's how she won! [spoiler]$10 she'll be a porn star soon! [/spoiler]
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[quote] Plenty of puns and jokes come to mind[/quote]Yep. I dunno where to begin.
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Oh fak... I love you OP...
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That fat pig needs to check her thin privilege.
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Impressive.
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I bet the dump she took after this was an UNGODLY ABOMINATION, that tore her anus hole.
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That wiener champ.
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The champion wiener eater
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She must looove wieners
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I really wanted to make a dirty joke, but it would be a mouthful.
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I cannot fathom how somebody that small could have at all practiced for this, but congratulations to her anyway!
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I'd weinerfy her any day.
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How big are these regulation wieners?
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Buns too?! -blam!- that. I love me some weenies and could probably eat a lot in 10 minutes, MINUS THE BUNS.
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She ate mine in an auto-second. It happened so fast, time literally stood still.
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I thought it was Smi when I first saw the picture.
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Dat Recon level title doe.
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And she's not Asian? Damn, she broke two normalities.
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Bet she was hiding them. . .
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I'm sure the Flood would rather munch on some tits or ass. [spoiler]Which is strange, because those birds are not especially large, and I never heard of anyone eating donkeys.[/spoiler]
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I will never understand eating contest.